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Miniature Poodle
I’m a pretty smart dog. I dream of fucking a human but my cock is pretty small. I’m concerned that even my small tongue could not please anyone.
I could take one in the rectum but I’ve always been a top and never a bottom.
Any suggestions or advice?
Dr. Phil.
This is a difficult one. I’m not a veterinarian but I can offer some advice. Plenty of lonely women don’t care about size. They are unattractive. We call them “dogs”. They are usually overweight. Look for these type women. But don’t choose the obese because after all you are a miniature. Good luck.
I’ve heard of canine penis extensions.
However I have no idea how you would be able to put it on. Sorry
I am your friend with small cock but I remain happy by licking and sucking on pussies...
Haha brilliant I love it!!