My life is so dull
Having some drinks with my girlfriends and I don’t know how the topic came up but we started telling each other sexual things we’ve not told each other before.
Everyone but me had something exciting to say.
One had had a one night stand, another said she caught her ex boyfriend masturbating to porn and lied he wasn’t watching porn while it was still playing on the computer, and the most shocking one of all, one used to have no underwear on while reading a book in the park, she said she would take them off and pull her skirt up to her knees, anyone walking pass would have seen.
I didn’t have anything to say, my life is so dull.