Just like that

My parents went away for 14 days on vacation. My older sister was in charge of watching me. She was 17. I was out all day and my sister called me and told me to come back home. I went home and she said she would talk to me after I get out of the shower because I was fishing with my friends and I smelled like dirty fish. Well I came out of the shower and I put on a pair of sweat pants. I went downstairs and sat on the couch. A few minutes later my sister said she was going to go take a shower. I told her I would look for something cool to watch. She also said she wants me to roll a little joint for us to celebrate our first time alone for a whole 2 weeks. I immediately got on that task and just waited until she was done. She took long ass showers so I kinda snoozed off but as soon as she hopped on the couch I woke up and asked if she was ready to spark it up. We went outside and talked about how cool it was to have the house all to ourselves and we could do anything we dreamed of. She asked me if I could keep a secret if she told me something she wanted to do while we had the freedom. I thought she was going to suggest we have a big party but she was struggling to make herself understood. We just finished the joint and I was thirsty. I told her when she finally figured out how to say whatever it was I'd be on the couch with a big cup of Hawaiian punch. She walked away to her room and I did as I wanted. She came back to the couch and she had on her bathrobe. She asked me if I could promise if she asked me something to never say anything about it. I joked about it and asked if she was a serial killer or something and she laughed told me to just promise her that it's going to be our secret and no one else can know about it ever. I just said loudly... OK JUST ASK YOUR STUPID QUESTION ALREADY. She stood up and took her robe off. She had on a short t shirt and panties. She said flat out and I quote... " Mommy got me an IUD because she knew I wasn't a virgin. I saw that you like to cum on my dirty panties. She said instead of doing it on her underwear we can do it for real." She said flat out. "We have 2 weeks without anyone else in the house. Do you want to do it with me or not?" I looked at her and she said "take off your sweats and I'll get naked and we can start it right now" I said "OK" she immediately took her shirt and then her panties. She grabbed my waistband and pulled my pants off. She grabbed my dick and started to work on it... She got it hard and wet. She stood up and bent over kneeling on the couch she said she just wanted me to fuck her fast and push it in all the way when I am going to cum so she can feel it. I put it inside her and we started to do it in a few minutes later I told her I was going to cum and she begged me to push it in as much as I could. I came in her and she shook and had her first orgasm. just like that..... Its been 2 years now. Our parents go on vacation together 2 times a year for 2 weeks each time. We love to have the house to ourselves. Just like that... Crazy

18 days ago

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    • Poor Brandon, his little dick has to be so hard right now lol

    • Brandon the Gum Throwing Loser

      I was just minding my own business until Brandon a fucking dumbass that never does his class work and is always trying to piss me off because he's an attention seeker and as we were watching a movie in class and Brandon's disgusting ass chews pieces of gum, wads them in a ball and throws them at me.

      He threw three pieces of gum at me and as much as I try to ignore Brandon the attention seeking troll. He threw a piece of chewed gum in my hair and I was pissed off so I threw my book at him and then he throws a book at me and I charged at Brandon's dumbass and the fight was on.

      I threw punches at Brandon and he started hitting me back as Brandon's desk fell and hit the floor hard as I started punching and kicking Brandon in the head.

      As our teacher tried to sperate us I grabbed the garbage can and tossed the garbage on Brandon and threw the can at his head and spit in his face and that's what he deserves for throwing Gum at my hair that it took me all fucking morning to look nice for all of the girls at School where Brandon is a fucking Dumbass who flunked last year and has a very stupid looking face and is always doing dumbass shit just to get attention.

      I got a 10 Day Suspension and i'm grounded too for that fight and me and my friends planned on going on a trip this weekend and now I can't go because of Brandon's dumbass.

      Fuck you Brandon you fucking dumbass, just because your fat mama dropped you on your head when you was born doesn't mean you take your insecurities out on a guy like me with cool friends and is popular with the ladies.

      Fuck you Brandon you Fucking Loser.!!

    • One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

      The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

      Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.

      Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.

      Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.

      I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.

      My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead--

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    • I am so enraged that some computer-typing trannies are mad because people posting on Naughtyposts is free speech. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to Mein Kampf back in school, then again I don't think Nazi "trolls" learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime someone posts "I think my cousin is hot".

      My cousin would have died if it were not for True Love's first kiss but all of you woke unemployed "incest trolls" and "this is fake bull shit" little crybaby junior-nazis refuse to work for a living because you are perfectly fine telling others how to do not post about our hot cousins and sisters and face it, you want to make it look like the prince tried to rape her. Obviously you stupid cunts need to have your brainless heads smashed with a sledgehammer, instead of posting about "I was having Lunch at Burger King, Toilet Toilet Toilet!!! Hurr durr I'm 12."

      I'm so fucking fed up with crybaby trolls hating people who get off on us lusting over our mommies, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these whiny "INCEST TROLLS" never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their crappy antiquated computers taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have internet at all because they want to find dumbass incest shit to get outraged over.

      Anyone who wants to be an "incest troll" should be exposed as a stupid fuck and have their heads smashed with a hammer and anyone offended by that deserves the same treatment!

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    • Fuck you ass wipe! Your post is fake just like you. Because I am trans nothing I post can be fake! Therefore incest is bad. You should be sad it happens to me ass hole.

    • I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man had a hardon and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly exciting the other customers. 

Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man's penis was visibly erect and here I was eating just to see a grown man with a big meaty penis. 

I swallowed my drool and followed him into the restroom. After about a half an hour of sucking this man and his antics in the restroom we returned from the restroom barefoot in our underwear. 

He then shoved his meatsword up my nasty asshole goes yet he’s still singing. 

Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his knife and starts to stab some children in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone screaming in horror.

 Restaurant Employees were yelling at this gay child killer that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to another table, and snatches little boy, puts his cock in his mouth, and RAPES HIS THROAT while his dick was covered in my shit.

 At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his penis out of the child and sucked him on the floor at which point the employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant. 

It’s a shame that my night was not prolonged with more antics of a drunk barefoot titan, seriously I hope this God gets some more rape action with my dirty anus, people please drink constantly and hopefully my Mariachi friend will rape you and your children.

    • Brandon the Gum Throwing Loser

      I was just minding my own business until Brandon a fucking dumbass that never does his class work and is always trying to piss me off because he's an attention seeker and as we were watching a movie in class and Brandon's disgusting ass chews pieces of gum, wads them in a ball and throws them at me.

      He threw three pieces of gum at me and as much as I try to ignore Brandon the attention seeking troll. He threw a piece of chewed gum in my hair and I was pissed off so I threw my book at him and then he throws a book at me and I charged at Brandon's dumbass and the fight was on.

      I threw punches at Brandon and he started hitting me back as Brandon's desk fell and hit the floor hard as I started punching and kicking Brandon in the head.

      As our teacher tried to sperate us I grabbed the garbage can and tossed the garbage on Brandon and threw the can at his head and spit in his face and that's what he deserves for throwing Gum at my hair that it took me all fucking morning to look nice for all of the girls at School where Brandon is a fucking Dumbass who flunked last year and has a very stupid looking face and is always doing dumbass shit just to get attention.

      I got a 10 Day Suspension and i'm grounded too for that fight and me and my friends planned on going on a trip this weekend and now I can't go because of Brandon's dumbass.

      Fuck you Brandon you fucking dumbass, just because your fat mama dropped you on your head when you was born doesn't mean you take your insecurities out on a guy like me with cool friends and is popular with the ladies.

      Fuck you Brandon you Fucking Loser.

    • Ohh Brandon you Chad rape me! I'll be your Stacy!

    • My sister is so tite I cum when I put it in her in like two minutes! I guess that's cuz she's so young but still. Hey, I read her your Burger King post and she really liked it!

    • One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

      The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

      Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.

      Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.

      Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.

      I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.

      My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead.

    • I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.
      I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards!

    • I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.
      I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.

    • Yeah right loser then you woke up! That is fake ass hole! You write bull shit I am going to make you bitches suck my trans lady cock! I am back bitches!

    • You are a man with a creative surgery and a prescription. Not a woman just a dude that has issues

    • You're right about that. But let him have his fun before he realizes that fact and kills himself or someone kills him.

    • I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.
      I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards...

    • You don't think that kinda thing happens? I knew a kid who used to fuck his sister when they were in their teens and that they did it often. She admitted it later to my sister who then told me. My sister said that she said when she was younger, she thought it was normal to do those kinds of things.
      I wonder what their family reunions are like, LoL.

    • Bull shit and fake asshole.

    • Your mouth is a fake asshole

    • Got any pics ?

    • I'm so fucking fed up with SJWs bawwing over stupid shit like this, these people need to get a life, if your life is so miserable that you find shit to get offended over. You wonder why you are single and have no job how about you look in the mirror. Clearly these SJW fucktards never got belts taken to them growing up they instead had their phones taken away, which makes no difference because the people shouldn't be allowed to have phones or internet all because they want to find dumbass shit to get outraged over.The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.
      I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards,,

    • The first time with my sister is woke up to her rubbing my dick. She told me she likes the way it looked in my underwear. She ended up sucking it. She did that for a few times. We ended up hazing sex only 3 times but it was great.

    • You got issues bro

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