Sexual fantasies with ashley olsen kid

I am male and i am 21 years old. i have strong sexual fantasies with ashley olsen and mary kate olsen when they were children aged between 3 and 10 years old, i always imagine myself all naked with my hard penis and the two little girls masturbate me with oil rubbing the glans of my penis with force, i masturbate after snorting cocaine and oiling my penis, then retracting my foreskin fully and exposing my reddened glans, i start vigorously massaging my glans imagining it's 6 year old ashley olsen's little hands.

23 days ago

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    • Brandon the Gum Throwing Loser

      I was just minding my own business until Brandon a fucking dumbass that never does his class work and is always trying to piss me off because he's an attention seeker and as we were watching a movie in class and Brandon's disgusting ass chews pieces of gum, wads them in a ball and throws them at me.

      He threw three pieces of gum at me and as much as I try to ignore Brandon the attention seeking troll. He threw a piece of chewed gum in my hair and I was pissed off so I threw my book at him and then he throws a book at me and I charged at Brandon's dumbass and the fight was on.

      I threw punches at Brandon and he started hitting me back as Brandon's desk fell and hit the floor hard as I started punching and kicking Brandon in the head.

      As our teacher tried to sperate us I grabbed the garbage can and tossed the garbage on Brandon and threw the can at his head and spit in his face and that's what he deserves for throwing Gum at my hair that it took me all fucking morning to look nice for all of the girls at School where Brandon is a fucking Dumbass who flunked last year and has a very stupid looking face and is always doing dumbass shit just to get attention.

      I got a 10 Day Suspension and i'm grounded too for that fight and me and my friends planned on going on a trip this weekend and now I can't go because of Brandon's dumbass.

      Fuck you Brandon you fucking dumbass, just because your fat mama dropped you on your head when you was born doesn't mean you take your insecurities out on a guy like me with cool friends and is popular with the ladies.

      Fuck you Brandon you Fucking Loser.

    • Drunk Barefoot Hillbilly

      Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant. Then after he started shouting EIEIO the Employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Hillbilly Farted right in the McDonald's Worker's Face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.

      Then about 20 minutes later the Hillbilly leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with t*** stains skidmarked on his underwear. He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his g****** feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the Funny Farm. Then the Hillbilly snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his f****** toes on my f****** sandwich. I was so p***** off I took the inbred's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as McDonald's Workers began to drag this half naked hillbilly out of McDonald's as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred hick for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm!!

    • One time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of preteens carrying the Olsen Twins who were wearing nothing but a diaphanous peignoir and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and their Throne was a Louis XVI wing chair.

      The Olsen Twins were also barefoot and they had what looked like their pretty lacy panties around their ankles and oh my god the moment these succulent preteen girls came in I couldn't tell what smelled better their panties or the oozing sex-juices dribbling from their engorged pussies in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either gasping or groaning in lust seeing these preteens sitting on a Louis XVI wing chair in a restaurant wearing only their think silky robes over their erect breast-buds and panties around their ankles.

    • Drunk Barefoot Hillbilly

      Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant. Then after he started shouting EIEIO the Employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Hillbilly Farted right in the McDonald's Worker's Face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.

      Then about 20 minutes later the Hillbilly leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with t*** stains skidmarked on his underwear. He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his g****** feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the Funny Farm. Then the Hillbilly snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his f****** toes on my f****** sandwich. I was so p***** off I took the inbred's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as McDonald's Workers began to drag this half naked hillbilly out of McDonald's as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred hick for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm.

    • Are wetnhorny? Are you the guy that pretended he was a female? Did you then change your name to nanny0816?

      If so, then
      "Fuck you wetnhorny, You ain't fooling anyone dude! Get the fuck out of here sick fuck!" and "Fuck you nanny0816, You ain't fooling anyone dude! Get the fuck out of here sick fuck."

      You got called out for being a fake. Too bad ass wipe!

      Ps that's two sentences and where is the spelling errors you mention?

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    • One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of preteens carrying the Olsen Twins who were wearing nothing but a diaphanous peignoir and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and their Throne was a Louis XVI wing chair.

      The Olsen Twins were also barefoot and they had what looked like their pretty lacy underwear around their ankles and oh my god the moment these radiant preteen girls came in I couldn't tell what smelled better their panties or the oozing sex-juices dribbling from their engorged pussies in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either gasping or groaning in lust seeing these preteens sitting on a Louis XVI wing chair in a restaurant wearing only their think silky robes and panties around their ankles.

    • One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

      The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

      Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.

      Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.

      Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.

      I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.

      My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead.

    • I say you're gonna need to get some local little girls to play Olsen Twins with you!

    • I believe the "anti-pedro troll" will have something to say about this in 3...2...

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