For future reference

I am issuing a press release today, announcing that I am now both gender-fluid and species-fluid, as well as non-trinary -- I.e.., not solid OR liquid OR gas (although on many days I will likely contain some of one more or all three) -- and my pronouns henceforth will be zgxk, rdnoj, agnmot, ij and bleen. Kindly correct your records accordingly.

By Anonymous