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Wtf, sperm on chair...
I work in an office with mostly guys. I’m one of three women. I have a bit of a reputation for being a bitch, but I can be demanding. I have high standards.
Well I got back from lunch the other day and noticed a pool of fluid on my chair. It took me a minute to figure what it was, as it wasn’t there when I left. I swirled my finger around in it and well, it was fucking semen. Someone went into my cube while I was at lunch and jerked off onto my chair.
Who the fuck does that? Never in my fucking life did I ever expect to have to yell out at work, “Who the fuck stroked one out on my chair?!?!” Obviously no one fessed up to it, but fuck whoever it was.
Sad some men are such low life idiots
You should have kneeled down and swirled your tongue on it and tasted it!
Well now I have an idea.
You needed to taste it to make sure.