Giving a sample?
I was in my Doctor's office, full Medicare physical. It was way more thorough than I would have expected, partly because my wife had passed 10 years earlier so my lifestyle was sedentary.
The heavy set lady Doctor asked for Urine and Sperm sample which was a new one on me, but I went into the tiny room to do it. The Urine was easy, but the other I had given up many years before and after a few minutes it was clear that it just was not going to happen.
A knock on the door and some questions came after about a half hour, suddenly the door came open and a middle aged Nurse was giving me a hand job, which for some reason I don't know worked in about 60 seconds.
How is that? A hand job in a Doctor's office, something I would suggest is only a fantasy for most.