Birthday suit humiliation

I've often fantasized about my friends family and work colleagues throwing me a big birthday party. I'd want pretty much everyone I know to be there. I would get so drunk that I was sick and a few of my male work colleagues take me to the toilet to clean me up. They decide I need to get changed and they send someone to get some clean clothes. But when they strip me they see my tiny cock and can't stop laughing. I'm so embarrassed and pissed off that I just get up and storm out, I'm so drunk i forget that I'm going to be walking out into a packed house full of my friends and relatives. They all get a good eyeful of my tiny tackle and some take photos. I get the piss taken out of me by my whole family forever.