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The Fat Family
I live across the street from the fattest family ever. These people eat so much they cant even afford cable. Two big fat adults, and two sinfully ugly fat girls. And on top of that, they're stupid lowlifes as well. They have the only basketball hoop at the foot of their driveway in the whole neighborhood. They put it up about 5 years ago to attract boys for the little fat girls, but it didnt work.
Now one has graduated from high school, and is a McDonalds major, and the other one is getting huger by the day. But the Basketball hoop remains. They must've put too much concrete to set it, now it'll be there until future archeologists find and wonder who'd be stupid enough to mount something so permanently.
I was just watching "alien" , and i wondered if that alien goop would disintegrate concrete as well as solid steel. If it would, I'd send one over there to loosen it up a bit. But the alien mutants they would spawn would probably be even fatter.
So Fuck that idea.
One day last week, I saw smoke coming from the back of the house, and thought it was on fire,,, but , alas, it was just their grill as they were preparing even more food to get even fatter with.
They need to lose weight, take down the basketball hoop, and then move. Fuckers.
2 really fat girls? What do you think they weigh? Is the mom fuckable as well? Sounds like heaven to me.
You should email there address to me or contact they sound perfect
I have a fat family. My mom and dad are fat. Both of them are well over 400 pounds and I'm fat, 250 pounds and so is my brother he's probably 300 and my little sister is around 200 or so..I don't have a problem finding boyfriends. Guys are like flies buzzing around me all the time. But I'm also pretty and shapely for my weight. I'm about 5'5" and have a big hourglass figure. I'm also in good shape and I play field hockey and softball. We are definitely the fattest family in town and it's kind of embarrassing because everyone knows it. I've heard that some people in the neighborhood refer to us as the "Manatee" family which is a play on our last name... We've all been on countless diets for as long as I can remember and nothing seems to work. We lose, we gain, we gain some more... It's a vicious circle that no one seem to want to fight anymore. My dad is going to have lap band surgery and we will see how that works out. If it's successful, my mom will have it next... I'm hoping for the best for them because they both have health issues due to their weight. I also hope I don't ever get to that size where I will need surgery.
I love fat girls. If you are good looking I would date you and make you mine. My girlfriend and I recently broke up because she wasn't fat enough for me (200lbs) and she was losing weight... No woman of mine will ever go on a diet unless it's a "seefood" diet. You can be as big as a blue whale and I will love you, take care of you and treat you like a Goddess.
Are you a feeder? Because I have dated feeders and it never works out. I'm fat and although I'm not actively trying to lose, I don't want to get fatter on purpose.
Is there a mental illness that causes people to hate basketball hoops? If so you have it bad.
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