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I want to be a fat housewife
I want to be a fat housewife. I love the idea of just wearing yoga pants all day and having huge fat b**bs, big fat a$$, and a big heavy belly that hangs over my stretch pants. I want to sit around and eat all day whatever I want. I want my husband to text me to “check on me” but really he is calling to see what and how much I’ve eaten. I want him to watch me on the camera and tell me to go in the kitchen and pour a cup of heavy cream and hold it up to the camera so he can see it and then have him watch me as I drink it all down knowing that every sip of pure fat is putting heavy cream in my body which can literally not do anything else except become more fat on me. Then at night he comes home to a full cooked meal and he can inspect me by grabbing my handles and lifting my belly to see if I made any progress. At bedtime there is another cup of heavy cream to make me fatter throughout the night and every morning I weigh myself and he can see it on his app to track my progress amd if I don’t gain he will “punish” me with cream or two large McDonald’s French fries because if I can’t do it myself then he will have to and putting 1,000 calories of fat into me he knows there is no way I could ever burn all that off even if I tried. But I won’t because I want to be fatter and heavier and the seeing myself get heavier is exciting but when we want to go out someplace shopping or something and nothing fits everything is too tight I will pretend Im upset for a moment but really my panties are wet knowing I’ve outgrown clothes again. I think about this everyday how much fun it would be to just eat and be a fat housewife for the pleasure of my husband and I would suck his c**k as he feeds me his calories from it. Am I alone in thinking this way?
I would love to have you as my fat wife.
Why yoga pants? I guess that's fine for a small fatty but a huge fatty like my wife (560lbs) a big loose fitting house dress is a better option. If we are not going out, my wife doesn't even wear underwear except maybe a bra for some support because her 56H sized boobs hang so heavily that they sway and get in the way. Not wearing underwear let's her use the bathroom easier and when I get home from work I can actually smell her big fat, wet, pussy and it drives me crazy. I just grab her, right there in the kitchen, kiss her neck passionately and reach under her big sagging double belly and fat fupa and rub her jumbo sized clit until she moans and pants like a dog in heat and then explodes with unbridled pleasure. I have to be careful as sometimes her knees buckle as she organisms and I have to try and hold up all that gorgeous, creamy, soft, flesh... It doesn't even matter who else is in the house. Our two kids are used to it and don't even pay any mind. All they see is how much daddy loves mommy and we're cool with that.
You are such a lucky guy.
Having sex with that hog in front of your children is horrifying and sick. Your useless, morbidly obese, wife should be boiled down for soap and you should be forced to watch before you are institutionalized, you perverse, little deviant.
Fuck you, hater. Do us all a favor and get a knife and run into it.
Nah, just let him wither away in his hatred of everyone who has a life. Otherwise someone else, as usual, will have to clean up his mess.
Fucking an almost 600lb fat slopply pig in front of your kids qualifies as a life now? Well I guess if you stretch it to the max you could look at it that way but it sure as hell isn't a life well spent. Eat shit pork puller. At least I won't have the taxpayers clean up a big fat mess when my woman kicks it, like you will.
You sound perfect
Damn girl I love to meet you! You sound like you would be lots of fun and I would love to see you eating everything you want and I like to see how gorgeous and sexy your voluptuous body looks
Gross... You're committing slow suicide. You're obviously insane.
Hell, you are not alone. My wife is the same. When we were married 5 years ago she weighed around 180lbs. Now she's 420lbs and she's only 5'3" tall. We have 1 child so far and she is bugging me for another one. I have no problem blasting a baby into her obese womb but I think she might be a little too fat to start a pregnancy. But my fat wife doesn't care and she says fuck it and just do it...😆. All she does is eat, lay around and breast feed our 1 year old daughter. We have an electric breast pump and sometimes I just hook her big fat titties up to it and milk her like a cow while she stuffs her beautiful fat face. Every morning I feed her a huge breakfast of eggs, hash browns, sausage and waffles while she is pumping and when she is finished eating, I fuck her in the ass while she is still pumping. I make her cum and then it's off to work with a big smile on my face. People ask me why I smile so much. I tell them that "life is good". Unbeknownst to them it's all due to having a nice, big fat, beautiful, prize hog of a wife.
I wish I had a big fat pig like yours to feed and fuck. All the ones I've dated hate their bodies and want to lose weight which is a big buzz kill.
Keep feeding her and fucking her. Put a nice fat bun in her oven and make her fat ass happy. Big round chicks are amazing. Keep her fat and happy and you will have an incredibly rich life.
Pound that pig in every hole she has.
So gross. You're a sorry excuse for a man.
My wife is a big fat housewife... After 10 years of marriage and 2 kids she's weighs over 540 pounds.... In fact she is so fat now that her mom takes care of the kids while I'm at work and I had to hire a housekeeper to clean the house, do the laundry, etc. All my wife does is eat, play video games, mess around on FB and eat some more.... she'll be 600 pounds easily in another year. Sex is amazing...She can suck cock like no other woman I've ever seen. She drains me to the point of almost passing out, and she loves anal. I just reach under her huge FUPA and rub her clit while doing her from behind and she cums so hard that the house shakes. She is the perfect prize pig... Plus I always know where she is because she rarely leaves the house unless I'm with her...When people say to me "How can you deal with a wife that fat? Aren't you embarrassed?" I just smile and leave it at that because they have no idea what they are missing and how amazing it is.
Sounds like you got a good thing going.
Ewww that's so disgusting.
Agreed. Fat people are just revolting.
Extremy
Obviously you are a 14 year old girl or have the mentality of one.
You have the ideal woman for a wife. I'm jealous. My wife was right around 400 and then had weight loss surgery. She has lost over 180 pounds and her whole personality and outlook on life has changed drastically. She's a total bitch and a miserable cunt now...I'm seriously considering divorcing her and she can go find some other poor simp that will deal with her obnoxious ass. Big fat girls are always so much nicer, sweeter, hornier, more loving until they lose weight and then they think they're God's gift to mankind. I got news for these ex-fat chicks... You're just an artificially slenderized bitch with that brings a used pussy to the table. You're a dime a dozen and you're fucking deluded if you think that you have anymore sexual market value than you did before.
I'm sorry that you are dealing with something like that. I think it is extremely selfish of a spouse to want to change their bodies and attitudes so drastically knowing full well that their partner will be extremely unhappy about it. If you fell in love with and married a fat girl, she should do her best to stay that way. Now if health becomes an issue that's another story... But if it's just this "I need to improve myself" shit then that is unacceptable... If they haven't figured out that they are perfect in their spouses or partners eyes as they are then there is no hope for them ever being satisfied with how they look or feel. Its as simple as that.
Sounds amazing... Does she have a sister? How can I find a woman like that? Every super fat chick I've met hates being fat and wants to lose weight.
Yeah she has a sister but she's skinny uptight bitch, like m9st skinny bitches are.... My wife's mom is enormous. Over 475lbs easily. She's always looking for a boyfriend. So if you like your women super-sized and a little older, she's available.
I’m interested
Does her mom have similar lazy and gluttonous habits? I love fat older women!
No her mom is a lot more active than her daughter. In fact as I stated she watches our kids. In fact she has criticized my wife on several occasions for being so lazy and fat. But I wouldn't have a wife any other way.... For me having a huge fat wife is like hitting the lottery. There nothing like it.
Even at 475lbs? Wow, that's impressive. If she's into younger guys, I'd be willing to give her a shot and get in contact with her
I'm not sure if her mom is into younger guys. I guess it's a matter of how much younger. My mother-in-law is close to 60. The guys she dates have always been around her age...As for her weight, I'm kinda guessing as I really don't know how much she weighs... It could be 475 or 450 or less. But she is pretty fat and still considerably more active than my wife. It's not that my wife can't be active, she just doesn't want to be. She's lazy and gluttonous and doesn't care that she is such a fat slug. In fact the other day she remarked that she wouldn't care if she became the fattest women in the world so long as she could just keep eating and being lazy and living comfortably. Of course I have no problem with that either. In fact it might be kind of cool.
Your bitch need to be run on a treadmill and poked with an electric cattle prod until she loses her big balloon shape.
If I had a wife like yours it would off to the fat farm or divorce. I would not have some fat lazy slob for a wife who doesn't even take care of her own kids... You must be as beta as fuck to put up with that shit.
Why is that the skinny girls are always so tight ass while the fatties seem to be so much more chill? I like skinny girls but they are a pain in the ass, mean, selfish, bitches... Fatties always seem to be available and easy to be with but I don't find them attractive... Most are kinda lazy, kind of stupid and they smell bad. The ones I've fucked had the kind of ass and crotch stank that could clear a room when they took their pants off. Not cool at all.
You must have fucked the wrong one. The fat ones I regularly smash smell the same or sometimes better than the skinny girls I've been with and fat pussy is so much nicer to look at. There are no beef curtains hanging out of their twat.
You sound like my dream woman! If you had a man to do all that you described to you and made you a massively fat housewife, would you consider being with him if he gained as well? Two huge fatties enabling each other to grow fatter, bigger and lazier each day
Just wait until you get like my big fat wife. You'll be over 500 pounds, wearing just tent like shapeless house dresses, no bra or underwear, just eating and playing video games all day. That's when life gets really good.
I'll bet she smells like stank ass bitch.
I'll bet she smells like gorgeous, plush, soft, fat pussy. The stuff of dreams.
Your wife sounds hot... I hope I can find one just like her some day. Big fat women are by far the best.
I think she's hot... Others may not and that's their prerogative.. I love having a big fat wife. She's always home to watch the kids and dinner is always ready when I get home from work. The sex is constant and amazing. Fatties usually have a high sex drive..Guys who turn their noses up at fat chicks because they think they're too good for a fatty, have no clue what they are missing.
Do you wear nose plugs and goggles when you fuck her?.. Because that is the only way anyone can smash a big fatty cunt without throwing up or going blind.
I can tell you've never been laid.
WHAT DA FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU
Sounds like you!
To late you already are you fat turd
Dinner’s ready for you!
You just described my perfect woman