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Two weeks ago I had an argument with my girlfriend while in bed, she told me to go sleep elsewhere so I went into her daughter bed if her daughter is not back by 11pm she will be staying at her boyfriend house, being it 12.10am I assumed she was at her boyfriend house, little did I know that she had had an argument with her boyfriend and come home just after 1am
She turned the light on and said what you doing in my bed, I told her what happened and she said you will have to get out, I said I’m up at 5am for work I turned over and put my head back on the pillow, I was thinking she was going downstairs on the sofa, I couldn’t see what she was doing I had my back towards her she was banging and crashing about then the light went out and she got into bed.
Ok I thought stay as we are opposite sides of the bed and all will be ok, I couldn’t get back to sleep and she’s tutting and moving about, eventually I got to sleep the next thing I knew was she spooning me from behind and her hand was on my boxers, I stayed still and her hand went inside my boxers, she started holding my cock I started getting hard and she was smearing my pre cum over the end of my cock, I’m now rock hard and she has a good grip I let her continue until I cum, she smeared and wiped my cum all over my cock and pubic hair until I was soft.
I woke at 5am got myself ready and went to work, by 10am I got a text from my girlfriend saying collect your belongings and don’t ever come back.
I’ve been sleeping in my car and not been able to make contact with my now ex girlfriend nor her daughter.
O man should played with her as well no wonder she not chat to you now
I agree with everyone else here. If you were going to get kicked out of the house you might as well fucked the daughter. Your girl friend needs to wake up. You could have easily slipped between her daughters legs that night and left your load inside her but you didn't. That has to count for something. I say if she don't take you back try contacting the daughter and start fucking her on a regular basis. That should piss the old gf off LOL.
Oh dude. That's what happens when the big head lets the little head take charge.