I can not get high...
If I do I get super horny and will fuck anything. Years ago I had 2 pot cookies and I thought they tasted weird but I like cookies. This happened at work, in the beginning of a long day, at least 14 hours. An hour or so they hit me and the woman who gave them to me thought I knew they were 'special' but to be honest I wasn't paying attention. Then I start getting a hard-on and I'm looking at every woman, sizing them up and start figuring the odds on getting a quickie, while at work. Nothing came of it except paranoia. I never smoked a thing in my life because my mother smoked cigarettes and thought it was nasty and to this day I can't even hold one, lit or not. Never had the urge to inhale anything.
It was years later my girl baked us cookies and I'm ok with that, I was at home with someone I trust if things go south. We had a couple each and if I ask her what was the best sex she will say cookie night. Now I was effed up for sure and for some reason was obsessed with directions of the compass. All I knew while swimming in my sheets, in my tiny mind, that the headboard was pointing north, but now I am thinking about it, it was definitely pointing east. But for whatever reason I'm like a stallion, my dick was harder and I could not cum, so I kept banging her head on the headboard and flipped her in any position that I could until she fell off the bed. She asked me to stop after awhile because she was sore, not sure if I came that night but whatever.
Now years later from that, I bought some edibles that came in the mail, and to be honest I suffer from chronic pain and my doctors have asked me a few time about using pot to ease my pain so I'm not popping pills for relief. As I spoke about earlier, I can't touch anything cigarette like (you see childhood trauma is real) so I ordered a chocolate bar. It was cut into squares and a piece and a half is ok, but I can't stop moving my legs. So here I am in bed "running" trying to sleep. Now I was down to my last 2 pieces and just finished them both, no need to have a half left over since it won't do anything and I really wasn't too fond of the taste. As usual my legs are pumping and I get a hard one, but I'm not with my gf, she's away taking care of family stuff, her father was sick and was about to die. Earlier that day I spoke to my step sister and I always thought she was attractive but always kept her at arms length, barely spoke to her in over 20 years. Anyway I fall asleep but it only lasted a short time, I don't know what woke me up but whatever it was it didn't matter because at some point I pulled off my underwear in my sleep and had a monster in my hand and my dear, sweet sister became the mental object of my drug induced sex rage. I slathered lotion on myself and used 2 hands, one just to work the rim under the head. I don't know how long I was pulling on myself, but I had to slather more lotion on 2 more times before the explosion. Quite messy and I hate getting my hands dirty.