Signs, Signs, Kiss My Behind

Everybody gathered under the " No Loitering " sign. Big crowd, loitering their asses off. A dice game broke out under the " No Gambling" sign. Roll them bones, homes ! Walked inside, big sign behind the bar saying, " No Credit, Don't Ask ! " I wondered, aloud, " Can I work out some kind of payment plan ? "
Another one said, " No Profanity " . " Now, who put up that fucking sign ? " one wondered. " I'll profane if I want to, goddamnit ! " A sign over the urinal read,
"Please Don't Eat the Big Mint ". Well, okay, some rules were meant to be followed.

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