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I swear this really happened.
When I was 15 my dad, step mom and I moved to a new house. Everything was going great till I got sick at school and had to leave.
When I got home I went up to my room and took a nap. About an hour later I woke up not only feeling better but horny to. I got online and found my favorite site , found a movie then began to masturbate. About ten minutes in a scene came on that showed a man that could suck his own dick. I was really turned on and thought "I could do that" Well turns out I could get the head in my mouth . So I played with my cock while licking head. I just pulled my cock out and started squirting cum allover my lips and face when all of a sudden my bedroom door swings open and my stepmom was giving her church group a tour of the new house. They stood and stared a few seconds before stepmom slammed the door.
15 minutes later stepmom knocks this time. I tell her to come in and when she does the only thing she said was "Idle hands are the devil's workshop"
Damn it was classic8
I have got on my back and try to suck my dick i couldnt but i could jack off and shoot off in my own mouth it was great
I wish I thought of it at that age. I didn’t think of it or try it until my 30s.
My family and I stayed over night at my parents condo at the beach. Being at the beach drinking and looking at teen girls in their bikinis. Looking at their beautiful bodies was driving me crazy. Any way we went back to the condo, ate supper and drink some more.
It was getting late, everyone goes to sleep except for me. I can’t sleep thinking of all those tight bodies, just want to grab their ass and suck on their boobs.
I decided to get some beer and go up to the loft where there is a deck and get some fresh air. While drinking a beer I pull out my dick and start to jerkoff. Getting more daring and it’s like 3am, who is awake, I lower my shorts to my ankles. The fresh air feels so good on my dick. I’m getting so turned on now. I put my feet up on the railing and continue to stroke it. Then looking at my dick , I get an idea. Can I reach it with my tongue. I put my arms behind my knees and pull myself towards my dick. I’m like an inch away , alittle more and I will touch it. I try again and omg, I just licked the head. I’m thinking I want more. I’m so excited now and my dick is so hard. I pull more , i lick again , I pull more and get the head in my mouth. I love this , it’s amazing my dick in my own mouth. I rest alittle while I stroke it again.
I’m getting so close to coming, thinking what if I cum in my mouth. Omg amazing.
Stroke it more , right before I cum I pull myself onto my dick , licking and sucking the head. I cant hold back, I start to cum, shooting in my mouth. I couldn’t stop if I wanted , the cum would have landed on the deck, to be seen the next day.
It was amazing, unfortunately I can’t reach any more. My back starts to hurt. It was nice while it lasted.
I sucked my own cock from about thirteen years old to my mid thirties. When I first started doing it I could get just past my head but months later I was easily getting most of it into my mouth. My first wife and I were talking about weird sexual things before we were married and I told her I could about it. Her mouth dropped open and she told me no way you can do that to yourself. I stripped down and did some stretching and she squealed with laughter watching my dick go right into my mouth just about to my balls. She was so turned on by it she asked me to do it every now and then just so she could watch. so about the third time I did I gave myself an orgasm and swallowed it. She really got excited then and started licking my balls while I was still sucking on myself.
Freak
I used to suck my dick too. Had a hard time doing it when I turned 18. 10 yrs later I can rub it against my lips, but that’s it. My back hurts too much to wrap my lips around it. I do cum on my face every once in awhile, but I’m not into cum. Unless it’s from a cute tgirl or a guy with a mushroom cock.
That is too funny.... I was flexiable enough at that age to suck my own cock. I did it once to see if I could. Then again to enjoy it, not gay or even thought about being bi. I just have no issues licking a lover after cumming in her pussy.