If she won't...
I work Monday thru Friday. Work hard. Sleep hard. Been married 15 years. Wife and I don't have sex much anymore. Maybe once or twice a month. Not due to a lack of be being chivalrous or a good person or charming. She just always has a reason why not.
Last night, I said, "How about you go get a shower and when you get out I'll get the lotion and massage you. She said, "You don't have to." I said, "I know I don't. Just want to do something nice. Rub you down. Have a little naked fun." She said, "My stomach hurts. Maybe tomorrow." Heard that plenty. Maybe tomorrow. Just a nice way of saying no.
So it was about 1 am. My neighbor texts me. "What's up man?" I said, "Not much. You?" He said, "Just chilling." I said, "Another night of me holding my cock." He said, "Wife not give it up?" I said, "She gave it up. Just not to me." He said, "Oh wow. You catch her doing it?" I said, "Yes and no." He said, "Explain." I said, "She was just wearing a tshirt. Cum still coming out of her pussy." He said, "You know who?" I said, "Probably her friend." He said, "Shit dude. Sorry." I said, "Oh I don't mind. Least she's horny at all." He said, "You wanna come over?" I said, "And do what? Too late for any football." He said, "Get naked. Suck each other off. Maybe I get to have some of that ass of yours." I said, "I'm not gay." He said, "You aren't?" I said, "Well that's what my wife thinks. I'll be over in a few."