Ex wife caught me
So my wife was at work. I was off. I got horny and decided to masturbate. I was laying on the couch totally naked. My phone was in my hand looking at porn. Just stroking my cock. A car pulls up. I thought I had time to run out of the room. No chance. It wasn't my wife. It was my ex wife. We have a big picture window and she saw me dart across the living room naked. I threw on some shorts and answered the door. She says, "Were you just naked?" I said, "No. Maybe. Why are you here?" She said, "Were you jacking off?" I said, "No." She reached out and grabbed my still half hard cock. She said, "Mmhmm. You were so." She started lightly playing with it. It started to get hard again. She said, "I see he still likes me." I said, "It's because you're rubbing it. Anyone could be doing that and it would get hard." She said, "What if a guy was rubbing it. I said, "It would definitely get hard."
She, at first, had her hand on the outside of my shorts. She now had her hand inside my pants and still rubbing my cock. She said, "You like that?" I said, "You know I do." She said, "You want to fuck me?" I said, "I'm married." She said, "I didn't ask that. Do you wanna fuck me? I know how much you liked this pussy. Your wife's pussy taste like mine?" I said, "Tastes like it? Of course not." She said, "Her pussy better?" I said, "Different." She said, "Different how?" I said, "You shave yours?" She said, "Never have yet. Wouldn't start now. Hairy just like you like it." I said, "She shaves hers." She said, "And you don't like that." I said, "Nope." She said, "You wanna see it?" I said, "I'm married dear." She said, "I'm not wearing panties. I could just drop my purse..." She drops her purse. She said, "Then just pick it up..." She spreads her legs, turns away from me, hikes up her skirt and there it is. An absolutely gorgeous hairy pussy.