Know what I need?
So im sitting at dinner with the wife. Kids are grown and out of the house. Wife says, "Know what I need?" I say, "What is that?" I'm expecting her to tell me something expensive that she doesn't need. I say, "Need? Or want?" She says, "Need. Definitely need." I say, "What?" She says, "A good pounding."
I'm thinking nice I'm gonna get laid! I say, "So, finish dinner, watch a movie, take a shower then we get freaky?" She says, "I mean we can but that's not what I meant." So I say, "Then what did you mean?" She says, "A long, hard, thick cock inside me. Just bend me over the side of the couch and pound my ass." I say, "Your ass?" She says, "Well, my pussy preferably but maybe my ass." I ask playfully, "Am I long and thick enough?" She says, "Thick enough? Yeah. Long enough? No." I say, "Need a new toy?" She says, "I have dildos that big. I want the real thing."
I say, "You want to cheat on me?" She says, "Cheating means some sort of romantic relationship. I just want sex. Like the girls talk like this guy at work packs a nice cock. I'd just have him come over, bend me over, make me cum, him cum then he can go. Not really cheating."