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Pedophile neighbor
I believe my neighbor is a pedophile, he saw me walking down the street one day wearing a cute pair of heels and it was obvious that he was sexually staring me down, i liked it I will admit it but today I went for the mail again this time in my sneakers and he stopped me and said (mmm hey my wife left behind a box of high heels you should come in to try them on you can keep the ones that look best on you, your 16 aren't you ? ) I nicely denied his offer and countied to walk home, I found it low key funny, I'm actually 18 I just look like a 16 year old still, should I play around with him Maybe tease him a bit ?
As for me I'd tease the hell out of him.
Peds target little kids, not 18 years old tease machines like you, dear
Well, it's pretty fucking obvious you don't know what a pedophile is !
You should flirt with him and tell him that you have a 10 year old friend that would like to fuck him. Arrange for him to meet her at a dark, secluded location. Then, when he shows up with a bag of candy and a rageing hard-on, you can have a couple of guys with baseball bats beat the unholy fuck out of the sick bastard, then chop his wang off and shove it up his ass.