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Back in the early 90’s I smoked weed, I bought it from a lady twice my age.
As soon as I had got some I would skin up and smoke it with the lady and be on my way.
On one occasion I had just bought some and was skinning up on her breakfast table, I was just about to tear a magazine for a roach and she said, no I’m reading that, I looked at it and it was an article about using semen on your face skin for the protein!
I remember laughing saying you’re gonna need a lot of jizz.
Halfway through my joint she said you don’t fancy helping me out do you, you’re joking I said, no for real she said, as she said that she got a cup and asked if I would do it in the cup, she wanted to try it.
Go on she said I will give you an 1/8 free, I was straight in the toilet.
Done what I needed to do and gave her the cup, she went to the mirror and said don’t laugh and be telling anyone about this.
I watched her rub my jizz into her face, I said well, it feels tight I guess it’s working she said.
Looking back on it now it’s one of the funniest things I can remember.
My wife hates it on her face. My girlfriend loves it (partly because she doesn't want it in her mouth). They both look great.
You should have told her give you a blowjob and swallow it will help her lose weight
Great story