Whats wrong with masturbating?
My parents would have lost their minds if they had ever caught me. My ex wife did lose her mind when I did. Of course I was going to she had no interest in sex except for child conception. Hell she even went to her ladies church group reporting that I masturbate. A wife that won't sex or allow masturbating will now have a cheating husband. She is an Ex for a reason!
My second wife is undeniably smokin hot and a lot of fun to live with. If I grab my dick and start to pull one off she will help in anyway. She often will bend over arching her back and sport her fabulous sexy ass and body for me. She stays naked when at home most days so I can see her body. Sex is a daily thing but I also like to masturbate most days along with that too. Last week she found me watching porn and jacking off. She gives me a quick kiss and goes on her way messing around the house.
That is just so sexy, you have a real dream there now sweetie