Just can't believe it
I'm known by my friends as Dirty Pete, yes I'm constantly thinking about pussy twisting people's words to have a sexual pun and I watch a lot of porn.
I'm always asking my friends girlfriends and wife's for dirty pictures, it's just what I do, I do it in a "polite" way as to just being rude, basically it's Pete being dirty again.
For ages I've been working on one of my mates girlfriend about sending me a picture of her pussy.
I got that long awaited picture and I honestly wish I hadn't, she has by far the ugliest pussy I've ever seen, I never thought I would say such words about a pussy and believe me I've seen lots of pussy on the internet!
Honest to god it looks ugly, like it's been run over!
Well you got what you asked for.