Young wife's crotch entertains at work!

I had occasion to recall the time my 25 yr old wife came home from her evening shift at a major accounting HQ.
I was in the living room when she came in the kitchen door and dropped her coat and put on some coffee.
I asked, "how'd it go tonight. honey?"
She was silent for a few beats - so I said, "honey...?"
From the kitchen she said, "remember the slacks that Kristie (her younger sister) gave me?"
"The light grey ones?"
"Yeah."
"Oh yeah I remember those babies! They look s u p e r b on your little fanny!"
"Yeah, well it wasn't my bum that was getting all the attention at work tonight!"
"What do you mean, attention?"
"I was standing at the cubes of 2 coworkers - discussing some accounting issues. Then I went to my supe's office to clarify something. Three males by the way. And, "no... it wasn't my imagination! Those guys were NOT looking at me when I was talking - they were staring at my crotch...and smiling! WTH?"
"Oh, honey! That's kinda kinky!"
"You men are all animals in pants!"
"What did you do?"
"Well, after I saw my supervisor do the same, staring at my cunt - I went straight to the ladies room and looked in the mirror. OMG~! My slacks had slid right up into my lips!"
"Your l i p s!"
"My pussy lips stupid! The fabric was tucked right up into my body down there! No wonder they were staring! I'd been walking around like that for hours ....and everybody had been enjoying the little show in my crotch-cutter slacks!"
"Oh....wow! What did you do?"
"I nearly teared up - while tugging like hell on my sweater - trying to pull it down to cover my crotch. But it wouldn't stay down! So I decided to just stay at my desk - and any conversations would have to wait until tomorrow"
"Good plan."
"OMG - by tomorrow my slacks will be the talk of the water cooler gang, and there's not a damn thing I can do about it! So, what do you think will happen?
"Well - first - I know that 3 guys are home right now stroking a nice one out while picturing "Kathie's slacks!"
"OMG - you men are all pigs!"