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My wife was really in the bag one night and started talking about sex and how she was going to give it to me good when we got home. I usually get her going with dirty talk when she is this way because it is funny to hear her. I asked her again what is the dirtiest thing she has ever done sexually and most of the time her answer is this threesome she had in college but this time her answer was a new one for sure. She told me that when she was in her teens she would let their dog lick her out, she went on telling me that one day after school she was really horny and started playing with herself and the dog jumped up on her bed and began licking her fingers. She took her fingers away and he just kept right on licking her digging that tongue right into her. I made a few comments like I bet that looked really hot and asked her more about how it felt getting her to tell me more about it. She then got this funny look on her face and told me, hell I can show you when we get home with Sam. We can put some peanut butter in me to get him going but I bet you he will lick me for an hour she slurred out.
We got home and I started getting her up to bed but she told me she needed some water first and went to the kitchen. She walked out with a water bottle and the jar of peanut butter, she shook it back and forth and told me to go let him inside. I watched her go upstairs then went and let him in so I could see her passed out on the bed snoring. We were still downstairs when I heard her calling out his name, his ears perked up and we went trotting up the stairs. I was really lost now thinking to myself there is no way she is doing this just to show me. I thought for sure I would look into the bedroom and see her laughing at me then throw the peanut butter at me and call me a pervert. My eyes about fell out of my head though when I looked into our room, there she was laying on the bed with a towel spread out under her and Sam was licking it right off of her spread out pussy. I leaned against the corner of the dresser for more of a side view and he was going crazy on her, his nose was pressed right up against her pubic hair and I could hear the sloppy sounds of his tongue getting all that he could out of her. She was not kidding at all as he continued to lick her deeply while she started fingering her clit then it was a bit longer and she was having an orgasm all over his tongue. She laid there while he just continued to lick away on her and after quite a few more minutes I decided that she was ready for sleep. I got him down and put him back outside for a bit while I got her cleaned up then tucked her into bed.
She woke up the next morning and looked like she was fresh out of the dryer, hair was all sticking up, clothes she had put on were wrinkled and she asked me what the hell we did last night because she swears that she smells like peanut butter. I gave her some coffee to wake her up some then told her it was quite a night that I thought I would never get to see. She looked at me and gave me a smile asking me if I had a food fetish last night and turned her into a PB & J sandwich, she laughed at that one but I had the feeling that she had no memory of doing it. I asked her right out if she remembered anything we did last night when we got home and she told me she did not even remember coming home. She drank some more of her coffee and then told me she was going to take a shower and called me a pervert. I mumbled into mine that she was the pervert because it was her idea to do it. She turned around and said oh yeah right, my idea to shove peanut butter into myself and get you to eat it out of me. I laughed at that one and told her you really do not remember anything do you?
She told me no, I told you I did not.
She went off and took a shower and I just finished my coffee and laughed it off then she came back down after she showered and started giving me a look of frustration. She kept staring at me then asked me again what she did last night because she is having thoughts that she did something really bad. I told her it was not really bad at all and as a matter of fact I was quite surprised and turned on by it all.
That is so fucking hot. I had a gf a couple years ago and every time we would smoke meth she would get super horny and a few times she would talk me into letting my doberman into bed with us. She didn't really have to convince me very hard but I just wanted it to appear that I did it because she liked it. She liked to hold my hard dick with both hands while the dog licked me with his huge wet tounge and she would spread my ass apart and watch him tounge fuck my asshole while she would suck my dick. We would let him lick every part of each other. I would love watching her bend over and spread her own ass while getting her asshole licked
My wife loves dog cock
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My wife got really drunk this new year about 3 am after celebrating we had some amazing wild sex many positions and orgasms. I was standing on the floor with my wife’s legs held up and my orgasm started she was loud moaning and I couldn’t help myself I was letting some loud noises go also it was so good I fell down to her side and just enjoyed it for a while. Her legs were still up and she was enjoying her orgasm too then I heard her say oh it’s hotter than ever oh yeah it’s in deep I turned my head to look at her and our dog was enjoying her pussy. She was getting into him now legs pulled up to her head her pussy was slipping wet juice was everywhere I got so I could watch him pour it to her she started screaming she was cumming her legs wrapped around him and her pussy exploded juice out more than I ever expected our dog gave a big deep stroke and held it she screamed out joy and tears she was sweating and had him pulled inside her she was telling him that he had torn her pussy up with love juice she was slowly grinding her clit against him she said he had his knot pushed so hard and tight inside her stomach she was going to orgasm very quickly he was just holding her she busted out orgasming it lasted for like a couple minutes then maybe 5 minutes later he slipped him. She said baby that mf just broke her in right her pussy was going to need some loving because it’s swollen so bad her panties would not cover it up. We cleaned up and passed out a few hours later we got up and she said her pussy was sore but horny This month so far she has been fucked by our dog 10 times at least she can ride him now. 2024 is coming through.
Y ex did not need the peanut butter when she was drunk both of our dogs drew relieved of any pressure
Funny reading this story, my husband did the same thing, I was drunk, and I thought he was eating me out but it was the dog too. So to get back at him, I got him drunk, and I let his friend fuck me, while he was passed out next to us, and I made sure his buddy blew his load over my husband dick. When he woke up I told him he finished on himself
You should of sat on his face full of come
People do it drunk. I'd like to do that sober. My wife and I are having difficulties and though we have toys and she cums and cums, I'd love to let the dog lose.
My wife gets like that too and for some reason wants her ass played with when she is drunk. I keep condoms and lube in my nightstand just for the occasion, I play with her boobs, tell her to do stuff, she will do anything. When it comes time for anal I just get myself behind her and she does all the work pushing back as hard and deep as she wants. Most of the time I am as far as I can go with my balls hitting her pussy.
I would lick peanut butter off a wet pussy, maybe a piece of toast stuck on it as well