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If you're reading this, Shelley
If you're reading this, Shelley, I want you to know just how absolutely ROCK HARD you make me. Just a few hints to confirm that you're the Shelley to whom I'm referring:
You're tall, around 6'0", with huge tits and over-the-shoulder length blonde hair. Beautiful blue eyes. You come from a wealthy family and will probably never want for money. Your husband is in sales for a Fortune 500 company and travels extensively. We both have three kids.
Yes, both of us are married. Personally, I think your husband takes you for granted and even treats you like shit sometimes.
What blows me away about all of this is that I've never really been attracted to blondes or big tits. I've always been partial to brunettes with long legs, like my wife. I know you're not a real blonde, and I find myself thinking about how much fun it would be to confirm that for myself by watching you strip naked in front of me to reveal your brunette muff (unless you shave, which would be perfectly OK, too).
Certainly you're gorgeous, but what got me started thinking about you sexually is your "sassy" personality. You're definitely not shy! It seems like almost every time you stopped by the house to visit my wife that your conversation was always peppered with sexual innuendo if I was present. You'd say stuff about your "sagging boobs" (which still look great to me btw) or ask if you'd interrupted a blow job or call my wife a "total slut" for wearing her little denim cut-offs and then ask me if I was going to yank them off her after you leave.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I think you've been flirting with me. And if your goal in talking like this in front of me was to get me to start thinking about you sexually, you definitely succeeded. I think about fucking you all the time now. I think about fulfilling filthy fantasies with you that I've never dared discuss with my wife.
So, Shelley, if lightning does strike and you happen to read this, please respond. I'll know it's really you if you can tell me both my first initial and my wife's first initial. If so, I'll respond with a way to contact me so that we might figure out a way to hook up.
Hi, this is Shelley., I showed my husband your comments and he said the next time he catches you out in public he's going to mash your nose all over your face., But thanks for the compliments.
Yeah, right. So what's your husband's name?