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I don't tell him anything about my past
I'm 38 and for the first time in my life I'm dating a guy who is marriage material. He's kind, smart, has a good white collar job, and is a great lover. We are engaged and I definitely want to make babies with him. Time is ticking to do that. I used to work in art/music but moved on and work in financial services at a bank. I've been doing that for a long time now.
He knows a bit about my past, but there are some things that I don't tell him, as it's better not to. When I was 23-26, I was the female lead singer of a band in another state and we had a solid local following. We even toured somewhat nationally as the opening act for a well-known rock star whom I will not mention. That year we played in front of 1000-1500 people a night and lived a bit of a rock and roll lifestyle for a while. I know that sounds small, but that was actually kind of a big deal.
Killing time on a tour bus meant practicing, writing, doing some drinking, and fucking when you needed it. The four other people in the band were men and I did them all at various times, some many times. We also met a lot of people on the road, and yes, even women attract groupies. We had more than our share of backstage parties with as much sex as you wanted and in any type. Drugs too.
At the end of things, when it was obvious we weren't going to make it big, it was time to fold the band and do something else for a living. I don't regret anything. It was a fun time.
My boyfriend knows about the band as I have posters and CDs from the era. He likes my music and thinks that what I did was cool, but has no idea about how debauched I was for a long, long time.
Believe me if my wife had as many cocks sticking out of her as she has had in her she would be a porcupine. I still love her and it doesn't matter. Believe me he probably already knows pussy does not lie. If you've had some big and multiple cocks it definitely shows.
Yep, it's absolutely none of his business
A girl can change the smell of her cunt
On my second marriage and my husband has no idea that every man in our circle has had me. We go to Applebees every Wednesday and get the same waiter, even he’s had me
He'll eventually figure it out, that you are a secret Russian KGB agent planted here during the early 2000s when Putin came to power. You are here as a precaution to eliminate Trump if he deviates from Putin's goals for him as a Russian asset.
I never told my husband about the twelve random one night stands I had while away at college.
We were dating at the time but I attended college five hours away in Florida.
He needs to know that you were a whore
Keep it to yourself. It's your body and 12 guys over four years is not bad.
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The male dick goes into the female snatch
I had my dick in a girl's snatch.
I'm a girl and have a past. I never told my husband. He doesn't need to know.
...or you'll have to kill him.
How many guys did you fuck?
You need to confess to him.
...then kill him.