Dating his daughter
My wife is in a band. When they tour the state fair circuit in the summer we have an agreement that we consider each other single, and when she returns in late August we are married again.
A few rules we live by are:
-You can't bring any STDs home.
-You don't discuss who you slept with.
-You do add anything interesting to our sex life.
I know as fact that my wife doesn't limit her affairs to the summer. The band is like one huge extended family and everyone talks. My wife fucks the guys in the band whenever she wants and pretends its just during the summer.
I'm okay with this because of one thing. I've been having an affair with the lead singers daughter since she was in high school. He thinks he is hot shit and is getting away with fucking my wife. I'm fucking his 24 year old daughter.
My wife leaves on her concert tour June 19th. My young girl moves in with me as soon as the bus hits the road. This year I may not be around when my wife comes back. My young lady wants me to get a divorce and marry her.
Your marriage is fucked up dude.