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I am pregnant, yet I can't be pregnant
My husband had the vasectomy. So I can't be pregnant, by definition, this can't happen.
I am a walking contradiction. I can't be pregnant, yet I am pregnant.
If your husband had this procedure, you can't be pregnant.
How can this be happening. I sort of was seeing a guy from work just went to his house a few times but it's not like we are all in love or anything.
I feel like my life is a contradiction in terms. If my husband is vasectomy safe, there's no way this can be happening.
I'm 45 and too old to be pregnant plus have a vas safe husband. There's doubly no way this can be.
You’ve been fucking someone else. You may be dumb but we’re not.
Did you get an abortion?
The twat is special
I speaks Yiddish
I'm 44 and married 19 years. As soon as my third pregnancy was confirmed, my husband had a vasectomy. After giving birth, I had my OB-GYN tie my tubes. I told my husband it would be fair.
The real reason. I secretly have casual sex with my co-workers while traveling for work. I insist on condoms but I didn't want to risk becoming pregnant when my husband's had a vasectomy.
Good plan. Yep, hard to explain a pregnancy, when hubby has been "fixed".