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Have you ever had unexpected sex
I accidentally knocked a young boy off his bike . As i made sure he was ok his mum appeared and as i said i was so sorry and i didn't see him coming out from between the parked cars she said not to worry about it. She asked me if i was ok and when i said that i was ok she told me to come into her house and sit for 5mins. As we chatted she started flirting with me. She was a good looking girl in her 20s. We ended up having sex on the sofa after she'd sorted out her son
Mar 1
Me and a coworker were working together in our company’s warehouse in a secluded area. We had always been very flirtatious with one another and I guess I was super horny that day and implied I would like to eat her pussy for lunch. She ended up bent over a table with her jeans around her ankles while I buried my face in her big ass. Then I dropped my own pants and fucked her from behind. The only thing she said during the whole thing other than, “I can’t believe we’re doing this”, was “remember, you can cum inside me”, because she had told me once that her tubes were tied.
Yeah that's really unexpected. The best I got is taking a cougar home from the club with little conversation and a lot of kissing almost on sight. I also fucked a girl from the bar after my friend approached her first. She tricked him into taking my number (for "a friend of hers") as well and called me just when I was getting settled at home that night, told me that she really wanted me the whole time.
I picked a lady up in my taxi from hospital one evening after she had visited her husband. He was quite ill i believe. We chatted on the way home and she invited me in. As i was about to finish i decided to take up her offer. We talked alot then the conversation soon got a bit intimate. I fucked her on the lounge floor. She was wearing stockings and suspenders which really got me horny as hell. Very unplanned snd unexpected but nonetheless enjoyable.
My son was injured and required moms assistance. I went a little too far by relieving a heavy wad. I did not take it farther but wanted to. If he was not injured who knows what I may have done. It was there and made me too horny at the time. Later on when I came to my senses I felt embarresed and ashamed. Good news is that was all and we never spoke of it or ever had any additional sexual contact. It sucks being horny all the time without a man to take care of you. Hell, I have even masturbated to the idea of a woman but I cannot imagine acting on it.
I was at a strip club one night at closing time. There was a skinny stripper that I liked to go see. She was setting at my table waiting for her last set on stage. The bar tender yelled out last call!! Then he said if you’re not fucking the help it’s time to go. I got up to put my coat on. She said are you leaving? I said the bartender said it was time to go. She said he said if you’re not fucking the help it’s time to go. She said set down you’re fucking the help tonight. That’s My unexpected sex story.
Lol I may have missed out on pulling a skinny, dark haired stripper myself once but her underarms stunk and I was turned off. In hindsight, we could've just jumped in the shower before we went at it and problem solved.
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It's common to have unexpected & unprotected sex after a traumatic event.
I’ve had unexpected sex but not THAT unexpected. Gonna have to start looking out more carefully for kids on their bikes, for a totally different reason now.