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Our co-workers wondered, is she wearing panties, or not?
One time my very cute and sexy 32 yr old wife (slim, 125lbs, 5'6", B cups, great tight ass) gave me a sexy but embarrassing Valentine's Day gift at work.
We both work for a large county agency - where we met and married. It was common knowledge amongst the males there that I snagged one of the sexiest of the 325 females!
She was very very professional under most circumstances - but she was also just a bit of a flirt that, and with her sweet personality - she could get away with it.
This day I came out at the end of my work day - hopped in my van, which was backed into a space right next to the maintenance dept's door. It is also the place where the maint. guys stand and smoke.
Now, I had noticed some funny looks from these guys off and on all afternoon - but didn't think much of it. As I hopped in our van I saw what the fuss was all about!
My wife - probably on her lunch break - had given me a Valentine's gift! - she'd hung a pair of her little yellow bikini panties on the inside rear view mirror. They were quite visible to even a casual glance! And - I'm sure the whole maintenance dept. crew had enjoyed them - standing right next to my car!
I was miffed, jealous, turned-on, and embarrassed ......and made horny!....by her behavior! They were the sexiest little things - hanging there in the sun, by the little ribbon thing that ties at her hip! And now all these guys knew what my wife's panties looked like! (when we married - I tossed all of her briefs - and bought her a drawer full of bikini panties - she was flattered and thought it "so sweet!"....thank goodness!)
But that night after she got home - she made my horny discomfort even worse - I hadn't thought of this. But she had.
"So you were OK with all those guys knowing I'd spent the afternoon walking around the agency ....with no panties on under this little skirt!!?"
Damn! - I'd never thought of that!
I have masturbated to that --- many times!....not forgetting the times I've pounded her little butt into the mattress while thinking of it!
125lbs and "B" cups?... Horseshit, no cares if she had underwear on or not.
Well there Casanova - she's not a C cup - and definitely not straight up and down A cups. Like her asshole father once said, "she has very nice mouthful teats - who needs more than a mouthful!?" I can tell that asshole I'm 6'4" and I can't get one all in my mouth!
Go troll on youtube with the other 14 yr olds
You said "B" cups now it's "C" cups. Care to try for "D"s or maybe a double D next. How about one "B" and the other a "D" in a lopsided bid for attention?... 😆 Or better yet, why don't you just admit that you are full of shit and then STFU. The truth is you're an attention whore and you're probably so hard up that you need to give a woman a credit card number just to get her to talk to you. Now run along and fuck off.
Reads with comprehension : D-