I fucked your wife

Hey Chris, I’m letting you know I fucked your wife. I wasn’t going to, but you were such an asshole to me when I was refinishing your basement. I’ll even let you know when I decided to do it. Do you remember the second week? I was on the job and you bitched me out for going over budget when I didn’t? That I could put up with, but when you called my boss and got me bitched out again, then I didn’t care if I penetrated your wife.

I’m sure you still don’t believe me, but remember when you had to fly to Phoenix for three days? I’m sure you’ll remember that she wore that blue jean skirt she buttons in the front. I’m sure you even remember the white blouse she has with all that frilly shit on the sleeves. That part we all could see.

If I’m lying, then how would I know that she was wearing those blue bikini panties with that tiny strip of small white polkadots on top? Or how would I know she wore her green lace bra that unhooked in the front?

So you think I’m a piece of shit just because I work in construction and you have a great office job doing accounting. Well, let me tell you what this piece of shit did to your prissy wife.

Good luck finding her underwear. When we started making out on your couch, I didn’t waste any time and put my hands in between her legs. At first, she was unsure, but the closer I got to her pussy, the more she got into it. I spread her thin little legs apart and started massaging her cunt. You should know those panties were soaked. While I fingered her for about five minutes, I told the bitch to unbutton my pants. You don’t deserve such a dirty girl, because I told her she better be good at blowjobs.

I grabbed that tight little body of hers and stood her up and pulled the bottom of that tiny skirt till it came right off. Imagine your pretty young wife standing there with wet underwear with half of it to the side showing one of her pussy lips. I told her to take off her fucking shirt, and she did it with some enthusiasm.

I don’t know how you got such a hot wife, but she has some great tits. There she was in her bra and underwear ready to suck me off. Enjoy that thought.

Am I making this up? Maybe not if I can tell you she’s got a tiny brown mole on the rib cage on her left side of left boob. You were probably sitting in an airport while she got on her knees and put my cock in her mouth for the next 7 minutes. She was so eager and hearing her saliva off my dick almost most made me cum.

I lifted her up again and told her to get on my cock. Between me, pulling at her underwear and her trying to slide them down, we ended up tearing them. If you don’t believe me, look at her underwear drawer. If they magically disappeared, that’s because she had to throw them away. But how would I know that if I’m just bluffing and doing this to fuck with you? Before she did, I made her taste herself by putting those panties in her mouth while she lowered herself onto my dick.

First, she rode me for a little while, and the bitch was soaking wet. Then I started thrusting a little harder and then she got loud. Has she ever scratched you like a cat? Because she did with me. I laid her down on her back on that pretty couch and then I started thrusting from on top of her. Again she almost made me cum.

I fucked her from behind for a little while, as she draped herself on the arm of your couch. You’re wondering right about now if I made cum. She did twice and we weren’t done.

What else do you do to an asshole but take his wife and fuck her in the ass? With my cock still wet from her juices, I pulled out and started to stick it in her ass. At first, she was surprised, but then told me that apparently she’s asked you to do that to her before and you wouldn’t. But then again, I’m just lying aren’t I? I wouldn’t have any way of knowing that your cute, tiny wife likes being fucked in the ass by a real man.

Before long, I was all the way inside her again. At first, I was thrusting a little too hard and said it started to hurt a little. When I slowed down, I could hear her moaning quietly to herself.

I kept her pussy and the longer I was in her ass the weather she got. By this point, we had been fucking for at least 30 minutes, and I was putting finger fulls of her own cum in her mouth with her, licking it happily. I told her that her ass felt great and that I wanted to come. She said she was on the pill. You know those white ones she keeps in the drawer in the left nightstand?

She said to cum in her cunt if I wanted to, but I said I wanted her ass. She got so fucking excited that she started ramming my dick and told me to cum in her asshole. That sounded so hot and I couldn’t hold it any longer. I shot my whole load in her ass as played with her tits.

Since I finished your project I text her sometimes and says she’s asked you to fuck her like that. Remember on her birthday when she wanted that couples massage package? That’s because a friend of mine is the masseuse and I told her to throw him some work.

Did I forget to mention that I told him everything I did with her and that maybe he can get her to do the same with him? Maybe he’s fucked her too. He told me she had these tiny purple panties that show a little the top of her ass crack. He already knows everything she likes because of me. So maybe he’ll bend her over just like I did the next time they see each other.

I bet you didn’t know she’s going next month for one for herself. I know this because she texted me about it. Guess who’s already telling her this dude has a long dick and fucks like a champ? He likes bright colored thongs on his women, so beware of any trips to Victoria Secret.

All you had to do was not be a dick to me for trying to do a good job, but instead, I’m going to make sure you’re pretty wife takes any dick she wants.