Bet gone wrong
Devan was a huge Patriots fan. Him and his buddy Ryan made a bet that whoever’s team lost the Super Bowl. That person would have to wear the others team appeal all day. They both agreed, they were watching the game and it was a close one but the eagles came out ahead. So the next day Ryan threw a bag to Devan and said here you go loser. Devan went and changed. He walked out and was wearing a eagles tank top and matching briefs. Ryan immediately started laughing. Devan put on a pair of his track sweatpants. The ones that have the buttons on the side and are breakaway. Devan went out to run some errands. While he was walking a group of guys stopped him. They said look what we got here a big ole eagles fan. Then Devan pleaded he was actually a patriots fan but they weren’t buying it. They grabbed him and drug him over to a playground. They were trying to figure out what to do with him. Then one of the guys noticed his underwear sticking out of his pants and they were matching to his tank top. So he walked up to Devan grabbed his sweatpants and with one big pull ripped them clean off of him. Leaving him in just his eagle briefs and tank. One of the guys found a thick sturdy branch and ran it threw the back of his leg holes. They then walked him over to the monkey bars slide the branch through them leaving Devan suspended in the air by his briefs. Another guy reached into his backpack and pulled out duct tape and taped his feet and hands together. Also he took a strip of tape and cover his mouth. They took a couple pics of there work and left.
Nov 5
What a bad story teller.
A Femboi named Chris lived in his mother’s basement. He went to community college and got an associates degree in literature but could not get a job. So he wrote stupid stories all day long about guys in righty whites and stories about wedges. The Femboi is a loser and needs to get a life.
Should have bet your wives I always try and pick the loser so my buddys can fuck my wife
That was stupid.