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Fishing trip gone wrong
Liam was out fishing one day in his favorite spot. He always fished in this spot. As he was fishing he heard a group of guys walking in the woods behind him. He was wondering who else knew about this spot to fish. The he saw 4 guys walk up and asked Liam why he was at there fishing spot. He said, your all’s fishing spot, I’ve been coming here for years. The group of guys said well this is our spot now and you best be getting on your way. Liam said I’m not leaving I was here first. The guys said okay. We will do this the hard way. They then grabbed Liam held him down stripped off his shirt and jeans so he was just in his whitey tighties. They picked him up carried him over to a tree and grabbed some rope and tied him to a tree. They then took another rope and tied it to the back of there boat. Liam hadn’t even noticed the boat really. Not until a 6th friend showed up to meet them in that spot. They told the one guy on the boat what happened. He said “oh really”, he grabbed another rope off the boat walked up behind Liam and ran the rope through Liam’s legholes and tied it. He took the other end and tied it around the boat. He said now when we leave here you will get a wedgie of a life time. So a couple hours passed and Liam watched them fish as he was tied to the tree in just his white briefs. They decided to leave the guy on the boat got on fired it up and started leaving while the other guys stood around and videotaped what was about to happen. He slowly started to take off cause his briefs to slowly creep up his back. The only reason they weren’t ripping off is cause he ran the rope up and over a branch causing a pulley so it lifted them up not to the side. Then he cranked down on the throttle and ripped his white briefs completely off him leaving him there tied up completely naked. The other guys were kind enough to listen to Liam and grabbed another pair of briefs out of Liam’s bag. They slide them on him and decided since they were down fishing the bait was no longer needed. So they opened the front of Liam’s briefs and dumped the pile of earthworms in front of his briefs. So Liam was tied up feeling the slimy worms crawl
Nov 5
A Femboi named Chris lived in his mother’s basement. He went to community college and got an associates degree in literature but could not get a job. So he wrote stupid stories all day long about guys in righty whites and stories about wedges. The Femboi is a loser and needs to get a life.
Fuck off, Liam!