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Pretenders, Actors/Movie Stars nah! & TV Commercials, a Broadway
My God Man! Get Real. The average American blur collar professional. Plumbers, Electricians, Carpenters, Registered nurses, Nuclear medical technologist, Police, Fire, Paramedics All those professions Dyi ng, sometimes nothing is 100%.
I grew up with my mother, sisters and their gal.pals. What.irritated the shit out of me was, when they sometimrs.in unison, Sing Along With Commercial. So fucking absurd, dancing bubbles, Cats singing Dogs dancing, most and I cannot begin, it was damn near everyone. I would often think
TV commercials were in competition with cartoon. You expected nonsense and Hi jinx with cartoons, after.purpose to entertain, amuse children.
That was a few decades ago. Glory.hole!.Same shit decades later. Some medication is presented as a Broadway Musical production. Afterwards comes 4 minutes of dangers and side effects. Often back to back so you must wait 6-8 minutes before returning to.the regular program.
People.in these commercials are full.of shit telling you.anything about the shit they are singing and dancing joyfully about. Mother fuckers are, Actors. Either they have a SAG CARD ( Screen Actors Guild Card) or they are working for free to get enough screen time to qualify. You cannot do shit in Hollywood or ant venue in terms of Acting/Pretending.without this card. In theater you must have an EQUITY card. It is your pass to become.a pretender/actor Now let's talk money.
PERMIT ME To start simple in language most all of us can understand.
Let's say, (Hypothetically) a kid regardless of gender goes to work at age 18... @ $30.00 per/hr. Again hypothetically, they work at that wage for 50 years. They bust their ass 40 hours per week for 50 weeks annually for 50/years Perennially.
At age 68 retirement age they will have GROSSED Appx: $2.7 million dollars. Gross not Net. They will have netted. {$1.3,011 million} After Fed tax, State Tax, FICA. TAKEN To the lowest common denominator. You have made $109.00 per day for 50 years of busting your ass. Really? Illegals border jumpers get $10,000 Rechargeable Debit Cards for just crossing the border invited by the Biden/Harris bunch. But Trump will end that shit. I am talking about something else entirely.
Fucking Hollywood Elite, Actors,Pretenders. Pretending to be
something they could never do or attempt. Play tough guy
tough guys, in reality got body guards and could not beat their way out of a wet paper sack..Yes it's fanciful, fantasy, distracting for 132 minutes -2 hours. Got.your.mind off shit. Like thr $109.00/you'll.earn per day for the.next 50 years. Then the fucking crooked tax and spend Government will "GIVE" Somebody say give around here? GIVE you around $1,600 monthly. Money you paid these criminal mother fuckers for 50 years. ( contrast and compare: It was 1974 50 years ago, many of you were not born. Shit! Some of you parents were not yet born.
The singers like Taylor Swift Worth $1.5 Billion, Tom Cruise $700 million, Some get $26 million or more for 40 day film shoot on a.motion picture...that you pay ,$21.00 to go.watch for 132 minutes.
You can defend stick up cry over these dirty bastards Until the cows come home. Justify why these bastards Live like royalty $70,000,000 houses Drive through $3,000,000 automobile And when you do you are really living in a dream world.
These ass holes now pay attention, If you didn't pay anything else attention pay attention to this. These pretenders go down on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills and "Piss Off" $1.3 million.. The amount it takes.you 50 years 40 hours a weel to make.They "Piss" $1.3 million off on, Watches, Jewelry, Clothes, Shoes and just shit in ( One-1 ) afternoon. The amount it took or would take 50 fucking years to make.
What's my.point? This shit with thesr think they are so goddamn special. Crooked Politicians Beg the son of a bitches for an endorsement. Why? Because politicians know these clowns have influence over you people and you worship them like gods. And people wonder why America is all fucked up.?
Me and my family was trying to have coffee at Starbucks until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside Starbucks and he was holding a banjo too and as Starbucks employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant.
Then after he started shouting EIEIO the employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Kamala supporter farted right in the Starbucks worker's face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.
Then about 20 minutes later the Kamala supporter leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with turd stains skidmarked on his underwear.
He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his goddamn feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the funny farm.
Then the Kamala supporter snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his fucking toes on my fucking sandwich
I was so pissed off I took the trannie's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as Starbucks workers began to drag this half naked Kamala supporter out of Starbucks as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred trannie for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm.
I'm friends with an x friend of my divorced wife. Every now and then we have lunch or she will call and stop at my house. She stopped by one day, her husband knew she was coming over and commented on her cloths, she was dessed vey sexy. She is a very sexy beautiful mature woman. So she's sitting next to me on my couch and said her husband said "you're going to make him come in his pants dressed like that". I said well your very beautiful, I bet any guy that saw you like that came in their pants too. I then dropped the subject.If I said anything else it would have been take your cloths off. I didn't give it much though until later that day how much I'd love to have sex with her. She's said a lot of sexual things to me over the years and often comments on how my wife threw a way a great guy. This woman has serious issues in her marriage so I'm wondering if she's been thinking about or wanting to have sex with me. What do you think, is she? I'm very frustrsted thinking about this because now I want her bad.
When i first started having sex with my gf (now my wife) we did it everywhere. Now and then we would have sex under the covers at her parents house and her older sister would walk in and use the mirror on multiple accosions im not sure if she new or if she didnt but it was such a turn on to be balls deep in my gf (spooning position) with her sister at the foot of the bed
Am I evolving into a Woman? I fear one day my cock will not show at all and will stay retracted inside of me. Are my desires to suck cock when I wear Lingerie normal? Will I let it go further and begin to desire more cocks inside of me? After the first time, I have often wondered what it would feel like if a Man was in me and shooting his cum inside of me and filling me up. Sometimes the urge to feel that is very strong....
I am an Exhibitionist. Always have been from very young. been caught a few times. My mother saw me in her bra and stockings when I was 12. she came home and caught me. We never spoke about it. She also came into the bathroom when i was a teenager. I was naked and she saw I was void of hair. Again, she never said anything. It was years before I found out I had a chemical imbalance and this made my body void of hair naturally, I use to remove my red pubic. I can remember the first time I did that. My mother saw this and smiled as she walked away. I must say I have never seen it with red pubic. even my wife hasn’t. My appearance back then in pictures shows how fem I was. I was even said I looked like my wife and could have been her sister. I got to the stage I would walk out of the bathroom naked as a teen and she never said anything. I would do this in front of my mother and sister often. I had red long hair so that would have made me look fem. I also have a pigeon chest and that was said to be part of that lack of male chemicals. it gave me the appearance that I had breasts. My penis was small as well. a tight package. It was Thin and 2.2inch soft. 2.7 erect. Uncut and it looked boyish as she said.
My family would often lay around naked in summertime in our house.
One time, with my father and sister on one couch, and myself with my mother on the other. Dad was always spooning my sister (yes, he banged her right in front of myself and my mother. My mother seemed fine with it) and you know how spooning leads to forking? Well usually, I couldn't see much because the angles of view were never quite right. I knew when it was happening, as my sister would be breathing like she was freezing (although it was actually hot), and dad would be breathing heavily. There's also the obvious humping movements that gave it away.
This particular time, my sister had her top leg lifted and I couldn't see my father's face, it was behind her head. Plus, she was facing towards the television so she couldn't see me watching. I had a clear view this time, and he was slowly pushing deeply in, then out of her.
Before I even realised, I was totally rigid, placed perfectly against my passed out mother's bits. I slowly and quietly moved back and forth, being careful to not disturb her or let them see. It didn't take long and I had flooded my mother's naked crotch with hot seed. She hadn't woken up, and I was too frightened to move. I ended up falling asleep myself.
She must have known. I woke up alone in the living room naked. Everyone was in their bedrooms.
She never said anything about it later. I was worried everyone knew at first. Now I believe she didn't even say anything to my father.
I am a Man, and I enjoy dressing in Women's lingerie (heels, stockings, garter belt, bra and panties, short nighties) when I get dressed up in these clothes, it makes me feel so excited and I want to be seen and used by other Men. I act submissive, and want to have their cocks in my mouth and suck them until they cum. I am eager to swallow it as well and enjoy the taste. Once it is all over, and I get undressed from the Lingerie I feel guilty and dirty. These dirty feeling last until a day or two later, and I start thinking about doing it all over again. A few of the Men have made me do things that they order or request, like lick and suck their balls, or lick their assholes and stick my tongue in as deep as I can. One of them mounted me and put his cock inside of me and fucked me (he wore a condom thankfully) hard and deep. He came while inside of me and I could feel the pumping of his muscles shooting his cum into the condom while he was inside of me, and I liked it. When he was done and getting soft again, he pulled out and removed the condom and ordered me to open my mouth and drink the cum as he squeezed it out of the condom, and I did and swallowed it all.