Pretenders, Actors/Movie Stars nah! & TV Commercials, a Broadway

Me and my family was trying to have coffee at Starbucks until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside Starbucks and he was holding a banjo too and as Starbucks employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant.

Then after he started shouting EIEIO the employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Kamala supporter farted right in the Starbucks worker's face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.

Then about 20 minutes later the Kamala supporter leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with turd stains skidmarked on his underwear.
He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his goddamn feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the funny farm.

Then the Kamala supporter snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his fucking toes on my fucking sandwich

I was so pissed off I took the trannie's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as Starbucks workers began to drag this half naked Kamala supporter out of Starbucks as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred trannie for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm.

I'm friends with an x friend of my divorced wife. Every now and then we have lunch or she will call and stop at my house. She stopped by one day, her husband knew she was coming over and commented on her cloths, she was dessed vey sexy. She is a very sexy beautiful mature woman. So she's sitting next to me on my couch and said her husband said "you're going to make him come in his pants dressed like that". I said well your very beautiful, I bet any guy that saw you like that came in their pants too. I then dropped the subject.If I said anything else it would have been take your cloths off. I didn't give it much though until later that day how much I'd love to have sex with her. She's said a lot of sexual things to me over the years and often comments on how my wife threw a way a great guy. This woman has serious issues in her marriage so I'm wondering if she's been thinking about or wanting to have sex with me. What do you think, is she? I'm very frustrsted thinking about this because now I want her bad.

When i first started having sex with my gf (now my wife) we did it everywhere. Now and then we would have sex under the covers at her parents house and her older sister would walk in and use the mirror on multiple accosions im not sure if she new or if she didnt but it was such a turn on to be balls deep in my gf (spooning position) with her sister at the foot of the bed

Am I evolving into a Woman? I fear one day my cock will not show at all and will stay retracted inside of me. Are my desires to suck cock when I wear Lingerie normal? Will I let it go further and begin to desire more cocks inside of me? After the first time, I have often wondered what it would feel like if a Man was in me and shooting his cum inside of me and filling me up. Sometimes the urge to feel that is very strong....

I am an Exhibitionist. Always have been from very young. been caught a few times. My mother saw me in her bra and stockings when I was 12. she came home and caught me. We never spoke about it. She also came into the bathroom when i was a teenager. I was naked and she saw I was void of hair. Again, she never said anything. It was years before I found out I had a chemical imbalance and this made my body void of hair naturally, I use to remove my red pubic. I can remember the first time I did that. My mother saw this and smiled as she walked away. I must say I have never seen it with red pubic. even my wife hasn’t. My appearance back then in pictures shows how fem I was. I was even said I looked like my wife and could have been her sister. I got to the stage I would walk out of the bathroom naked as a teen and she never said anything. I would do this in front of my mother and sister often. I had red long hair so that would have made me look fem. I also have a pigeon chest and that was said to be part of that lack of male chemicals. it gave me the appearance that I had breasts. My penis was small as well. a tight package. It was Thin and 2.2inch soft. 2.7 erect. Uncut and it looked boyish as she said.

My family would often lay around naked in summertime in our house.
One time, with my father and sister on one couch, and myself with my mother on the other. Dad was always spooning my sister (yes, he banged her right in front of myself and my mother. My mother seemed fine with it) and you know how spooning leads to forking? Well usually, I couldn't see much because the angles of view were never quite right. I knew when it was happening, as my sister would be breathing like she was freezing (although it was actually hot), and dad would be breathing heavily. There's also the obvious humping movements that gave it away.
This particular time, my sister had her top leg lifted and I couldn't see my father's face, it was behind her head. Plus, she was facing towards the television so she couldn't see me watching. I had a clear view this time, and he was slowly pushing deeply in, then out of her.
Before I even realised, I was totally rigid, placed perfectly against my passed out mother's bits. I slowly and quietly moved back and forth, being careful to not disturb her or let them see. It didn't take long and I had flooded my mother's naked crotch with hot seed. She hadn't woken up, and I was too frightened to move. I ended up falling asleep myself.
She must have known. I woke up alone in the living room naked. Everyone was in their bedrooms.
She never said anything about it later. I was worried everyone knew at first. Now I believe she didn't even say anything to my father.

I am a Man, and I enjoy dressing in Women's lingerie (heels, stockings, garter belt, bra and panties, short nighties) when I get dressed up in these clothes, it makes me feel so excited and I want to be seen and used by other Men. I act submissive, and want to have their cocks in my mouth and suck them until they cum. I am eager to swallow it as well and enjoy the taste. Once it is all over, and I get undressed from the Lingerie I feel guilty and dirty. These dirty feeling last until a day or two later, and I start thinking about doing it all over again. A few of the Men have made me do things that they order or request, like lick and suck their balls, or lick their assholes and stick my tongue in as deep as I can. One of them mounted me and put his cock inside of me and fucked me (he wore a condom thankfully) hard and deep. He came while inside of me and I could feel the pumping of his muscles shooting his cum into the condom while he was inside of me, and I liked it. When he was done and getting soft again, he pulled out and removed the condom and ordered me to open my mouth and drink the cum as he squeezed it out of the condom, and I did and swallowed it all.

Ver the last several months my wife has worked very hard to lose about 50 pounds. Even at her heaviest she weighed just over 200. She’s 5’11” with an athletic build so I thought she carried her weight well and was still fucking sexy. One area where she has not lost all of the fat is her pussy mound. She’s a little self conscious about it, but knows I absolutely LOVE it! I love cupping her mound in the palm of my hand. I love rubbing my face in her soft thick bush. I love licking her fat puss. I can’t wait until summer to see her on the beach or around the pool with her fat pussy and bush underneath her bikini bottoms. I want to see men, and women, looking at her mound...wouldn’t you?

I am a guy who is bisexual and with girls I’m straight and dominant. But on the Other hand with guys I like to be treated like a female sexually. Like I’m a bottom that just likes being submissive n feminized, I really LOVE dressing as a female from time to time and I even enjoy taking pictures of my feminine body only wearing lingerie or anything slutty. Like if I could be more open about what I enjoy, I honestly would everyday only wear feminine clothing

That’s post nut clarity talking now. Over time it will begin to build again. You’ll don’t again. And again. Eventually the desire for men will become increasingly more frequent until you realize women aren’t worth the trouble. And those pussies will keep growing with age. Male asses don’t so much.

I want to tie my wife's hands behind her back, hopelessly, so she cannot wiggle loose at all. Then tie her ankles together, and finally connect her wrist and ankle bonds, effectively hog tying her. She would be in an upright kneeling position this way, where she will gently give me a good, soft, deepthroating, semi-sloppy blowjob, and as a surprise I'll cum in her mouth, which I know she doesn't like.

Prior to her starting her oral services on my cock, she would have been worked over, her nipples pinched and sucked, her body and thighs teased, she will be pleasured to the point of a sopping wet pussy from anticipation, but have no twat stimulation beyond an occasional lingering finger touch. This will have turned her on and made her much more agreeable to do as told. She will be told that better things await, and then I stop her pleasure and stand before her and put my cock in her mouth.

After I have cummed, while she still has the mouthfull, and my dick inside her mouth too, I will tell her not to spit when I pull out. I will then lay down on the floor with my head between her legs, face below her twat, and give her a hog tied, kneeling, pussy blow that will have her ready to scream. I'll tell her she can swallow my load as I do this if she wants to get rid of it (she has never swallowed my full load, only some by accident). She cannot spit though, and if she spills a single drop, I quit servicing her. She can either swallow it, or just hold it and savor the flavor as I work her to a crushing orgasm and she gives me a good facial cumming down below her.

So my thing is that I have always given guys hand jobs. I know it sounds weird but I have been obsessed with doing it since jr high. I carry lotion in my purse, I can not tell you how much it turns me on when the guys shoot their wads. I tried giving it up after I was married but the ever lasting pressure in my own head made me start doing it again. I'm constantly asking myself what's wrong with me, but continue to do it. There's no way to tell how many times or how many men I've jerked off. I found myself in a position where I for the first time was put in a position where my hands were not enough. I went on Saturday shopping for my husband's party he was throwing , we needed chicken,ice and beer. So as I was leaving I checked my purse and noticed the lotion sitting there. I drove away and headed straight to the park where many people ( men ) go to mess around in the trails. When I pulled to the back lot I was disappointed to see only one car. I grabbed the lotion hid my purse under the seat and walked into the wooded trails. Soon I came across him we had done this before, I don't know his name or anything but I know I have jerked him before. We started small talk as he undid his pants . I began massaging his dick when he said were not alone anymore. I looked over my shoulder and two other men were grabbing them selves as they approached. I continued to do my thing , but one of the new guys started getting aggressive towards groping me

Well, I've been talking to one of my oldest uni friends. It could be loneliness or pandemic, I've no idea why I suddenly talk to him. Along the way of catching up, he admitted that he does has long crush and started saying all naughty stuff, which I turned me on. Later at night, I dream dirty stuff with him. Passionate kissing and touching all over places. I told me that he is not longer fit like he used to be while in uni time, in my dream I rubbing my wet pussy on his fat belly while moaning his name out loud. I really love guy who's got fat belly, since I love rubbing my pussy against it. Then I woke up with wet pussy. Damn I wish I can tell him about my dream but I never have a chance.

It was a day like any other day, well not really, as you'll read in a moment, my new girlfriend was on her way over and she has a wild side, she's about 5 foot 10 inches tall and curvy. Anyway she walked in and unlike the cool calm girl she usually is she came right at me and punched me in the gut and then followed it with a knee in the stomach. I was about to fall to the floor when she pushed me up against the wall behind the couch and started making out with me while pressing her fist into my belly. then she backed up and said, Give it to me!
I punched Farren in the stomach, she moaned eroticly, and asked me to punch her again, this suprised me so she took my hand and made it into a fist and put it on her belly and said, punch me! I pushed her up against the back of the couch and bent her backwords holding her by the throat, and pushing back untill she put her hands on mine because my hand was pushing too hard on her throat. then i punched her hard right in the gut, a perfect bullseye right on the belly button, my fist sank in deep. As my fist dug as deep as it could go into her soft stomach, she howled in pain and you could tell there was pleasure as her body moved and bent over with her head snapping back and her mouth open, with her eyes closed, clasping her stomach, and falling to her knees and bending over, forhead to the floor.

Without giving her time to recover, i rolled her over on her back and sat on her, making sure i could see her sexy belly button as it's where i love to punch. I punched her with alternate lefts and rights. left in the stomach. right in the belly. left in the gut. right in the belly. left in the stomach. right in the gut. Farren reacted as though she were in pain but she moaned and bit her lip, telling me she was very turned on. As she lay on her back with her eyes closed moaning in pain and pleasure i took a moment to pleasure her further. There was a baseball on the floor next to us. I placed the baseball on my belly button and then layed back on top of her putting the baseball in her belly button as well. i layed on top of her moving my body in tiny circles to make the ball move inside our bellies, we both moaned in extacy as pain and pleasure filled our bellies and then our whole body in a full on explosion of pure blissfull pleasure together at the same time.

This was only the first of such orgasms in this encounter.

10 minutes later

After dad died mom and I had to down size a lot, for as we found out the life we all had been living before his death was all done on borrowed money, and now that he was not with us, w e had to sell most stuff to cover the debt .
Anyways we had found a small one bedroom cabin type house it had a small kitchen, bathroom, a room with an open fire, and a bedroom. Outside we had a small wash house, which held other bits a Bob's.
Mom told me to take the bedroom, cos at 19 "I need my own space" as she said, but I felt bad and tried to get her to take it but she wasn't having it, saying she should have been able to provide better than this and broke down in tears, I put my arm around her and just held her tight which I think she needed
Some months later,it was winter at night it was dam cold and as the only source of heat was the open fire mom said I could jump in with her on the pull out bed, which I did, cos my room was freezing. Mom was so warm she said wrap your feet round mine and we did, I drifted of to sleep, but later woke with a hard on and my arm reached over mom, she was on her side facing away from me, and my dick pressed hard against her butt.

Morning came and that night we got in moms bed again only tonight she was wearing a nightie i again wrapped around mom but this night when I woke up later her nightie had rode up, exposing her naked ass to me, I was horny and gently rubbed her with my hand first, then I slipped my shorts down and let my cock touch her, I took her leg and pushed it up a little higher giving me access to her pussy. Testing my cock against her cunt I waited for her to move, but nothing, then I rubbed my now rock hard cock back and forth along the length of her pussy, she was getting wet, I eased myself in,thinking she will surely wake, but no, once in her I could not hold back I found my rhythm and gently fucked my mom. As I continued I felt her ever so slightly push back and as with each thrust her pushing back became stronger until she said out loud don't stop, I'm cumming with that I exploded filling mom with my seed. Well when it's warm we sleep in my bed together, and its great being moms lover

Some years ago now I was asked to landscape my wife's aunt's new garden. She had just downsized after finally selling the house she had lived in with her husband. He had died some 5 or 6 years before. So I said okay and went to work. Because her house was a long way from we lived I would stay at the aunt's house for the week. It was summer and very hot.
She was a small woman with a nice figure. Still attractive at 70. I have to admit I had fantasised about her naked once or twice but shrugged it off. Anyway did a day's work had a shower. She fed me had a beer or two watched a bit of tv and turned in.
It was so hot I didn't wear anything in bed.
And obviously I kicked off the duvet in the night.
Next thing I knew it was morning but not time to get up. Nipped to the loo and came back to bed.
Fell asleep and obviously was having a few thoughts missing the wife whatever and I could sense I had a hardon. I vaguely heard the door open and as I came to I realised the aunt was standing there by the bed with a cup of coffee. She went bright red and apologising. She had seen by cock and started to back out of the room. I said come in its ok. She didn't go. She was wearing a thin cotton nightie I could see through. Big tits nipples stiff and dark shadow of a bush. I said have a cuddle. And I pulled her to the bed. She let me take her nightie off. And I gave her a few cuddles eventually get a finger to her pussy. She didn't stop me but I didn't want her to have second thoughts so I thought it best jus

My husband doesn't know this. When I go out with my friends for a girls night my husband has always said okay but he reminds me that I will "pay the piper" when I get home. Meaning he will expect sex, and I always give more effort in appreciation of his being supportive of me going out with the girls.
He knows we go to restaurants and lounges and dance clubs. He always tells me to not dance with other men, and I say that is girls just dance together and do not dance with other men ever. What he doesn't know is that I do dance with other men, all of my friends do and none of the husbands know it. I get really close with other guys and press closely against them and grind on them and let them run their hands over my body on the dance floor. Our girl rule is what happens in the club stays in the club.
I feel really guilty. Wednesday was a girls night. At the club I danced with a lot of different guys, and I was feeling frisky. I was grinding hard on all of them and being really more naughty than usual. I had on a thin material short dress, chiffon. One man I danced with was wearing slacks and my dress rode up so that it was practically my bare butt in a thong grinding against his hard penis. I really ground into it a lot and he was kissing my neck and feeling my hips and breasts. He kissed my cheek and I turned my head more and he kissed my lips. We must have danced for at least 20 minutes very closely and a lot of touching and grinding and kissing, and he reached under my dress and rubbed my vulva. We found a seat and made out heavily. The table was blocking the view of his hand in my panties and he had fingers in my vagina and one in my butt.

Why are all you people obsessed with fucking your sisters or mom's? Wtf is wrong with you guys? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?

My 54yrs wife went out with some friends at about midnight a taxi driver knocked on my door and said your wife is passed out so helped him get her in and onto the couch paid him and he left so I thought I would teach her a lesson so I laid her on her back pushed up her skirt and removed her knickers next I pushed up her top and bra and exposed her tits I then put bite marks on both tits then I spread her legs and fucked her after I cum in her I stuck my fingers in her tock some cum and smeared it on her lips then went to bed when she got up she screamed I ran down stairs ask what's up she said oh bad dream when she was in the shower I heard fuck what have I done I lay there with a big smile she has never got drunk again

After dad died mom and I had to down size a lot, for as we found out the life we all had been living before his death was all done on borrowed money, and now that he was not with us, w e had to sell most stuff to cover the debt .
Anyways we had found a small one bedroom cabin type house it had a small kitchen, bathroom, a room with an open fire, and a bedroom. Outside we had a small wash house, which held other bits a Bob's.
Mom told me to take the bedroom, cos at 19 "I need my own space" as she said, but I felt bad and tried to get her to take it but she wasn't having it, saying she should have been able to provide better than this and broke down in tears, I put my arm around her and just held her tight which I think she needed
Some months later,it was winter at night it was dam cold and as the only source of heat was the open fire mom said I could jump in with her on the pull out bed, which I did, cos my room was freezing. Mom was so warm she said wrap your feet round mine and we did, I drifted of to sleep, but later woke with a hard on and my arm reached over mom, she was on her side facing away from me, and my dick pressed hard against her butt.
Morning came and that night we got in moms bed again only tonight she was wearing a nightie i again wrapped around mom but this night when I woke up later her nightie had rode up, exposing her naked ass to me, I was horny and gently rubbed her with my hand first, then I slipped my shorts down and let my cock touch her, I took her leg and pushed it up a little higher giving me access to her pussy. Testing my cock against her cunt I waited for her to move, but nothing, then I rubbed my now rock hard cock back and forth along the length of her pussy, she was getting wet, I eased myself in,thinking she will surely wake, but no, once in her I could not hold back I found my rhythm and gently fucked my mom. As I continued I felt her ever so slightly push back and as with each thrust her pushing back became