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Bad Rhyme Poetry very Poor 2024 Dystopian disaster Party be clear
Every since socialist the Marxist they got in
Crime and riots no longer a sin
Victims can no longer shoot a perp
Even after being stabbed
His head it may bleed and be swelling
Victims all the time must tolerate crime
Or else wind up in jail, be a felon
Men can get pregnant
Yes indeed
For the African-American vote they will have weed
That's what the word salad says they need
Lots of folks are standing quiet as a mouse
Word salad will give Illegal aliens 25 grand to buy a house
American citizens May not bitch
You'll be a bigot and a racist if you do
Socialist will yell out shame on you
If you need to drive
If you need to stay alive
You drive electric vehicles That's no jive
Those Old gas stoves they got to go
She's been lying to the crowd
No fracking will be allowed
But that's not what she tells the crowd
She's all fine she's all joy
If you wanna own a gun
She'll let you own a toy
Cause real guns and bullets will not be allowed
Just remember that's not what she told the crowd
Refrain:
1 day she's Indian the next day she's black
Diversity equity and inclusion
More woke shit More illusion
She's a shapeshifter
Little more than a grifter
Counting on your votes to lifter
To the highest office in the land
Never answer a question
Never take a stand
She thinks she deserves the highest office in the land
But everything's OK don't you see
She was raised in a middle class family
Her parents both PHD
She was born with a silver spoon
How did she get to be such a loon
Everything she says is Rote
Information about her staff
All designed to get you vote
She'll say anything She'll promise you the moon
To her the constitution Is meaningless
She And she alone Can pay out reparations Forgive them student loans
Give $25,000 to illegals
Forest grocers and landlords To lower prices
She thinks that will be as easy Back when she dropped all her Vices
Back when she was climbing the ladder You could hear it clatter
Willie Brown Was laying her down And sticking it in
30 years your senior, She cried let's be clear
Add a scrotum if he was 90
And I did get paid, Just look at where I am today
Thought I was hiding After Joe Biden
Was kicked off the ticket thrown under the bus
Now Joe Piss because we did
But he still calls the lid At 3PM
No matter what I did, It certainly got rid of him
Please please Vote for me
I want to be the queen
How is the worst VP you've ever seen
Brother that ain't shit
Wait a little bit
As bad as I was it doesn't make a dent
You just wait until I'm president
Harris Walz for Prison and hard labor 2024
Go, go, go, go go, go, go, shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a f*ck
It's not your birthday!
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll twenty deep, it's twenty knives in the club
Niggas heard I f*ck with Dre, now they want to show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they want to f*ck
But homie ain't nothing change hold down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a player or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I don't walk wit a limp
In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya I'm loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend want to get bi and they ready to go
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed
My flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look, nigga, I came up and I ain't changed
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that fagot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumping in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know where we fucking be
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed
Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either, nigga
In the club all the time, nigga, so it's a problem pop off, nigga, G-Unit!
I'm a 34 year old single mother to a 12 year old daughter who recently just expressed interest in wanting to wear thongs we talked about thong underwear and few days later I took her to Victoria secret to shop. She had picked out a few plain pairs, few lace pairs and I really sexy see thru pair that had a butterfly on the back. She got use to them really quick wears them everyday and enjoys them.
Another thing she expressed interest in is the idea of liking boys and having crushes on boys. She showed me 2 pictures of the boys she is crushing on. 1st was a white boy and the other was a black boy. Without being to forceful with my point and only hinting without telling her specifically cause her father would be totally against it if he found out, i just hope no one thinks of me being a terrible parent for trying to persuade my daughter as she gets older to like and date black boys/men. So we will see where it goes.
So, yesterday, after school, my little sister told me she thought she might be pregnant. I bought a pregnancy test kit at the drug store today, and sure as shit, she's knocked up. I asked her if she's been fucking anyone but me and she said no, so now we're in deep shit. There's no way in Hell I'm going down for this, so I'm trying to figure out what to do. She's too young to get an abortion without our parents being notified. I'm thinking about telling her to fuck one of her classmates so she can blaim it on him, but if they do a DNA test, or if the baby comes out all freaky deformed, we will be fucked. I've read about doing abortions with a coathanger, but I don't want to hurt my sister, I do love her, in more ways than one. If anyone has any suggestions, please help.
I moved school to a rougher area. From my first day onwards it's been non stop bullying. I just couldn't fit in because everyone was so different. They had to randomly select what subjects I'm doing, and one of them was food tech (cooking). That's the problem one. Everyone is a popular girl, all of them. And most of them are hot as well. There's one massive guy who bullies me along with the girls. I had to pair up with a girl and they were just plain cruel. She forced me burn my hand on the oven 4 times, she spits on my food when I'm cooking it and takes it once I've cooked it. Similar the guy takes my ingredients if he doesn't have them. Every lessons he usually runs over while the teacher isn't looking and punch me in the stomach, and all the girls laugh. On my birthday instead of giving me 14 birthday beats he just ran over and beat the shit out of me, I got a black eye and a busted lip From it. Anyways yesterday the teacher went out of the class for a bit, and so the guy held me back and two girls battered my dick with wooden spoons. After a few Kicks to the dick one of them grabbed it firm, and I just came in my pants. She didn't notice, and we carried on to a girl spoon feeding me her spit and greases and fat. All and all I get bullied and beaten immensely, but I forgive them because their lives are probably so rough they just want to take their anger out on me because I'm not the same and I'm "priveleged". But she felt my dick, which should have been bruised, not working and disfigured and I still came, so I must like it. At least the girls notice me.
A friend of mine recently got divorced it's not a bad thing she hadn't been withhhim for year's. So all of us girl's decided to throw a divorce party for her. We were all having a great time and getting very drunk, one by one the girl's all left either by having they're husband's pick them up or other people. Soon it was just my friend and I we were both very drunk, I know it's not a viable excuse for what happened next , I was just trying to make myself feel better. I am also married my husband was out of town taking our son to college and getting him set up. My friend and I were offered a ride home from these younger guy's I said I wanted to have a few more drinks she accepted the ride and left 10 minutes later they were back after dropping off my friend. I hate to say this but she's quite heavy and unattractive , I'm not bragging but I am in much better shape. So after I finished my drink I went to the guy's and asked if I could get a ride now , they all said absolutely we were about to leave . So I got into one car with them and the rest followed in another car. I'm shocked that I'm confessing this but by the time we had arrived to my house I was all over the driver. Everyone parkedand we went in iI started kissing one and the truth is I slept with all of them every single one. They all stayed the night and we had sex multiple different times in multiple different ways my bed sheets were ruined from the Vaseline and spunk that was everywhere. I woke with my hair dried to my face and pillow . With 7 younger men looking at me. I reached over for a blanket but there wasn't any. They complimented me many times and one said we promise never to tell anyone. One of them laughed and said especially me your husband is my boss. This all happened the second weekend of sept.
I have loads of filthy pics of my ex gf on my laptop I keep hidden from my current gf. I also have a few dirty pics of her too that I don't need to hide from her. The trouble is I really get off letting other guys see them and wank over them. As the Internet is so dodgy I have only posted about 5 pics and none with faced or recognisable features online. Once though a guy came over and I got my laptop out and showed him the lot in person. Her fully naked face included. Her with toys her sucking my cock her riding my cock and loads more. We even tossed off in front of each other.
Now I want more. I would love to meet a local bi guy who shares my interest and secretly meet up for wank fun so I can keep sharing pics in person. Would be great if he was the sort to share aswell! In my ideal fantasy I would want to meet a bi woman and show her too. Would love the idea of putting the pics up on my flat screen tv and us both sitting next to each other on a sofa masturbating as the slides go by.
I live in the south of Hampshire, UK. If anyone near likes this then maybe it could happen but I expect all this will end up being is just a confession.
I’m 53 married man
I’ve always been curious about oral sex with other guys.
Lately my curiosity has peaked and I started messaging guys. I chickened out several times and just didn’t show up or stopped responding to messages.
Yesterday was different feeling somehow. I found myself parking in front of this guys house. I walk up and knocked on the door. He opened the door wear sweatpants. He said come in. I walked in and he pulled out his semi hard cock.
I immediately went to my knees and stuck his cock in my mouth. He quickly swelled to a fully hard cock. I bobbed my head taking in all of his cock in my mouth. After about 2 minutes he tensed up and grabbed the back of my head with both hands and firmly held my head there and he started to cum. I swallowed it as he shot his load.
We have plans to meet up again, hopefully he lasts longer.
Back in September 2013, I was doing yoga at the local junior college in town, and I was partnered up with a late 30's early 40's fit woman, she was tall white complected, long frizzy blonde hair. She had a nice toned tight body. She was wearing yoga grip socks, I was so aroused when I saw her beautiful figure and her yoga grip socks. My dick was aroused and I manhandled her feet I felt like heaven. Once I finished partnering with her I smelled her stench on my hands and man her feet smelled like ripe cheese I was aroused.
When I was 19 year old boy I work in a supermarket chain 1 day I get ask to work at a store about 2 hours from were I lived they would pay the the hotel for the 2weeks I work they I said yeah.I get told I would be starting at 9am the first day and to all ways wear a belt I never wear a belt because I hate them.I get they work the first week thinking I have only seen 2 man over week.The second week I start at 1pm and work to 10 but at 6pm I was the man left working the 2nd last night there I'm filling the fridge and I woman stick her hand down my pant and grab my dick I'm like ok my belt broke at the time.The next day I start work I had no belt to wear and my jeans are a bit loose but I just start working I bent over to fill the freezer and the girls see that I have no belt and jeans are loose so 1 of them the teenage girls comes over and pulls them down so everyone working the freezer saw me in my yellow underwear.Later in the night when I have finished I get called to the deli because the girls in there couldn't open the drain in the bottom of the chicken oven I Bend over & stick my hand in to open the drain then I feel my jeans been pull down I go to grab them but the 2 girls grab my hands and tie them together and to the hand rail then they take my jeans off and cut my shirt off leave me in my yellow underwear then there grab a bottle of chocolate sauce pour it on my chest and lick it off then there pull down my underwear wrap my dick with ham and chocolate sauce and lick it off at that time I came everywhere.At 11 they untie me & let me leave I put my jeans back on & going back to the hotel and I never told anyone because I was embarrassed.
I'm finding out my wife is a real cumslut. I have found pictures that she has posted of her eating some guys cum. Apparently she loves cum and found these pictures on the internet. She even had pictures of her sucking a dog and eating its cum. There are dozens of pictures of her having men cum on her face, in her mouth and all over her body. There are pictures of her licking up cum from a table, a floor and from a bowl. I just might have to try something with her now.