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Listening to the Ladies Room
My office is right next to the women's bathroom at work. Up until a few years ago, there was only one bathroom at work. As more women started working there, the company put in another one. There was one big office next to the men's room, and they walled half of it off to be the ladies room. The remaining half is my office. However, they did a bit of a half-assed job, and I can hear everything that happens in there, perfectly. There are 5 women who work for the company, and every day I listen to them piss, fart, and sometimes shit. My boss is one of those women. She drinks a lot of coffee and pisses about 10 times a day and takes a shit every morning at 10:00. And she talks to herself the whole time, as if she's rehearsing her next phone call or meeting. The others aren't quite as routine, but I can identify all of them by their farts. One is a cute young girl right out of college. She almost always lets one rip as soon as she closes the door and then giggles. I have a window that looks out onto the open area of the office, so I can see them as they pass by. They all smile and wave, not knowing I'm getting turned on by them on the toilet. I want to jerk off to it so badly, but people can see into my office. I've tried recording it on my phone, but it didn't turn out very good. There's a new girl starting in a couple weeks. I can't wait.
Put in a golyhole
And you could get in heaps of trouble not only for recording women using the bathroom, but for recording conversations without permission.
Take an empty Pringles can, one of those short ones, and cut the closed end off it. Put one open end against the wall and stuff your phone, mic side in, into the other end. The can will channel the sound into the mic as well as help isolate the other noise in your office. Works for me where I work! ;-)
I love Pringles. I’ll use this next time me mum brings home another “uncle”.
Maybe they'll talk about ppl in there. best source of gossip, and knowledge about who finds you hot or not. sure to happen eventually, at least when more girls get to the company :D