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Simp for an Instagram Influencer
I am a simp for an Instagram girl. I pay her every few months and have sent her hundreds and hundreds of dollars. She gives me nothing in return and whenever we speak she tells me to 'hurry up' and pay her. Today I worked up the courage to ask her if she could send me a selfie - she said to pay her first, which I did, then she said to pay her more, which I did. Then she didn't reply. I think she went to sleep, but also - I'm sure she doesn't care about what I want. It doesn't really matter in the end because I'm probably going to simp for her more tomorrow and send her more money.
I'm going to try and buy her some expensive shoes she wanted in the next few months, and maybe pay for her hair, nails and possible even a holiday for her. I'm hoping to send her thousands one day. She gives me nothing and doesn't even thank me ever, instead I thank her for the privilege of sending her money.
You'd be better off buying an escort or finding one of the many IG chicks that actually do sex work. I bet you've gave enough money to where you could've fucked a porn star.