I'm glad you liked my bathing suit, "Mike"

Hi "Mike",

Consider this a reminder that when you use certain websites, like ones where you write confessions about wanting to see me having sex with strangers, you should close them before I use the laptop. Maybe you wanted me to see this or maybe you're just an idiot that forgot to close your windows. I suppose this is what you mean when you say you're "working from home."

Either way, I thought long and hard as to how to respond to this. I figured this is the best way to have you read it. Although you're not going to like it.

First, I now know you love me so much that you told the internet my measurements and what's in my underwear drawer. As if that didn't make me want to scream, I apparently would like random men to lift my skirt against my will and have sex with me in public. Just so you know, that's a crime and I wouldn't like it, even though you think I would get "wet" at the possibility.

I'm glad you think I'm "successful and smart." I feel I am since I earn MUCH more than you and that's likely why you have fantasies of me being dumb and subservient. It's interesting that you like people hitting on me when you're not around...because they do...quite often.

On my first day at this company that hired me, not you as you recall, I wore that blue skirt suit you say is boring. I thought it was conservative enough. So imagine my surprise when, at my first meeting, one of the associate counsels secretly used his phone to try to take picture up my skirt from under the conference table. I only heard about it when a female paralegal told me in secret that certain people are sending each other a photo of my legs. I was so embarrassed knowing I still had to work with these people and I filed a complaint anyway. Wouldn't you know it, HR just couldn't find any evidence of said photo so it went nowhere. I'm sorry they didn't succeed in seeing your fiancé's lingerie.

You call Danny your best friend, but when he stayed with us before we were engaged, he propositioned me. You were at your training in Orlando while he conveniently forgot to wear a towel when he got out of the shower. He said he didn't think anyone was home, even though I had the TV on downstairs and he could clearly hear it. Regardless, there was his dick perhaps already hard with the thought that I would be stupid enough to screw him. The rest of the weekend was spent with him offering me $200 bucks "as a joke" to show him my breasts. Do you remember when I said I don't want him anywhere near our house? Well that's why. When I told you about it, you said that was just his sense of humor. Based on what you think about, maybe I should have just blown him right there. He called you a piece of shit by the way, so what great friends!

These are just some of the times people make me feel like I'm just a pretty face. I would hope they get you angry. But what you want is some bimbo porn version of me where my skirts are so short and tight and my tops just flimsy enough to show my boobs. We could have role-played all of this in our bedroom, but you wanted input from the internet instead. I hope you read this soon, because I have years of guys approaching me for random hookups. I imagine most other women do also. This is going to be a discussion you're going to remember.

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