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I'm male 63! I sucked my first white dick at 14 my first Black at 17. Got cornholed by a black guy 42 when I was 18 ( first dick up my ass ever)
So let me get This out of the way Right now in the beginning. I have been married 3 times, I have 5 kids3 boys and 2 girls My oldest daughter is 31And my oldest son Is 37. With 2 of my wives We did the hot wife cuckold thing. I admit it, I loved watching And eating cream pie. Throughout my life I've been an advent hunter and fisherman, Road to Harley Davidson Biker bars Gotten fights Kicked ass and got mine kicked. Cheating on my wife With other women Not a lot but I did it.
What is the fact, I went out and suck dick, That I like taking it up the ass, Then I watch orgies with other men... Was I in the closet? Was I hiding this life from everybody, Especially my wives and children? FUCK NO! IT WAS NOBODY'S GODDAM BUSINESS! When I got horny For a guy, a CD or T-Gurl Check with the dick and a set of tits?
Well let me tell you something, I sure as hell wouldn't know hypothetical gay closet Play poor little me, I wanna come out and be proud, I wanna go to gay pride parade Dance around on floats with my dick hanging out, BULLSHIT! Faggot bullshit, a pathological need to identify with "Something" be in a misfit community be accepted. ( get the fuck out of here!)
Now I'm gonna ask you Back off from your emotional woke Ideology and other crap, Put your logical critical thinking cap on. 1st of all, If you're a bible thumper It's a sin it's a sin there get out of your denial. But if you're not a bible thumper Absolutely nothing wrong Sucking a good dick, I like long shot ones myself. I won't just let anybody fuck me in the ass, But I do enjoy a good top. And what's wrong with that Banging on your prostate feels real good. So to be accepted in the gay community Be a part of something, Do I have to go tell everybody I like to suck dick and take it up the ass? Do I have to go tell the world I like watching my wife fuck strange men of all colors, Should I also tell them I like men to cum in my wife And I like to eat it out Cleaner up Suck her fresh cream pie. Or Be a sissy slut And suck your boyfriend Before he penetrates her?
I been having GAY SEX for 47 years. I didn't have to sneak around to get it. As a man A free man Not pussy whipped, I just tell my old ladies I'll be back after a while, Sometimes I say It might be late don't worry about me. What then? While I leave Find me some gay sex, I might have 3 or 4 encounters, With men Or trannies. I'm not going to a pornographic theater. Suck me some dick Get mine sucked. I might head to a bathhouse Find the right guy And get fucked.
You know what makes me sick? These fags Who talk to all their gay buddies Talk about coming out of the closet And how they're gonna do it, How hard it's gonna be, What will their parents think? Will there straight friends judge them? ( again..get the fuck out of here!) It was around 1973There was no doubt in my mind, I was bisexual. I hadn't had any Nookie Order yet, However, I knew I'd take the 1st 1 that came along.
Some things don't mix Oil and water, lit matches and gasoline, You get my drift? Even in 1973 It was very clear, The bulk of society Was not all that accepting Of a man who took it up the ass Suck dicks dicks. They might be tolerant But it really wasn't any way to win friends and influence people. It also didn't help a lot In terms of getting a check, Especially if she knew you took it up the ass and like to suck a dick. Therefore, Why not keep it separate? And don't give me this crap About how that hard Hard hard thing is to do, I did it 47 years Got married 3 times and had 5 kids mother fucker Don't tell me it's hard, Because in spite of all I had going on It wasn't hard for me.
Some people have asked me What do you think would happen if you got caught? That would depend by who. If I got caught by my whole family Which is absolutely ridiculous But I suppose it could happen. I would just stand up and say, Busted You're gonna leave me Reject me or hate me Because I can't get life in prison for this, So help me with your best shot. You got me I am what I am Take me or leave me. I know myself and that's what I would do Cause I don't give a shit. I just keep both lives separate To avoid unnecessary problems That will always come up Why borrowed trouble?
So if any of you gay blades are reading this You poor little victims you poor little guy still in the closet, Grow a pair, Put on your big boy pants And cowboy up. Because I've seen it you think all these people feel sorry for you And they all like to talk about you, Oh isn't it great? Mickey came out of the closet, He's having trouble being Out, But we're all so proud of him or her, Whatever the case may be. They're not that proud, Those are effeminine fags They just like to gossip And act like women. So that's my story It's a true story And I'm sticking to it, If you don't like it You can kiss my ass.
Dusty???
That you, Karen?
I bought a new satin blouse and pumps for the occasion. I already had a nice skirt and jewelry. At 41, I still look pretty good. I got there and there were quite a few people, all of whom were dressed to the nines. People were enjoying the art, hors d'oeuvres, and wine. Carmen greeted me warmly and introduced me to some of her friends. Most of the people there were in their 50s and 60s and were wealthy types. Carmen is 54 and has a classy vibe as well. She wore a very expensive dress.
At one point she pointed over to a tall, handsome guy across the room and said, "You have to meet this guy." He was a younger type, maybe early 30s. We went over and she introduced me to him. He had a thick Italian accent and was drop dead gorgeous: blonde hair slicked back, sharply dressed, fancy watch. Evidently he came from a wealthy family and was there to purchase some art. He was smart and worldly, which was also attractive.
Write a book on your life and sex - it will be a best-seller for sure.