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Creative Breakup
I'm about ready to ditch my bf of two years. He totally loves me, but I just think I can do much better. I'm ready to move on. He doesn't know that I'm about to leave him.
Rather than just break up with him by telling him, I'm going to have some fun with it. I've told him that I'm giving him a threesome as a special gift. A female friend of mine has agreed to be the third wheel (she wants to get laid and thinks he looks okay). My bf is so ready to have sex with both of us that he can hardly stand it.
The twist is that after he fucks her, I'm going to to crazy and say, "How could you do this to me? Really, fuck another woman in front of me? Fuck you! We're done!" And then we'll go our separate ways.
Your a CUNT! JUST END IT! WHY PLAY GAMES? OH BECAUSE THATS WHAT CUNTS DO!!
Your a horrible bitch........ thats what you want everyone to say right??
Well, Go fuck your dildo and stop interrupting my wank lol
You are just a silly little cow bet your friend is a far better fuck then you are and hope they get together and be very happy .
Your being so very nice to him arranging for another fuck buddy that obviously likes him before you go, I hope they get on real well together it sounds like they will
He might be a lot better off with your friend, bet you get the shit's if they hook up and form a great relationship which sounds very possible, then you could end up with a real deadbeat
He won't even care if you leave , He just got to fuck your friend !
That's just mean. Break up with him like an adult.
Fake. Or, if you're being honest, you are among the most vile humans on the planet, and honestly, you truly deserve cancer.
Go ahead you think you're smart enough but listen here little queen, my ex did something like that and now I'm with her bff and she's the one who's alone. It all backfired now the queen is the joker and we are living happily ever after.
Fuckin high school games. grow up.
That sounds great baby, let us know the outcome please, it would probably be better if you start a lesbian relationship with your friend after that
Your a count. Hope he bitchslaps you