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Text message ringtone
I was on the phone one day talkin' to somebody when I heard the text message ringtone. It was moaning sounds and the person got quiet and I apologized. I know she heard the ringtone.
My 16th birthday was the best one I ever had in my life
My mom put together a pretty great party for my 16th birthday, everyone I knew was there from family and friends. One of her close friends was there the whole day helping out with food and things she stayed until the end helping us clean up. I was standing in the kitchen at one point later in the day after quite a few people had left and everyone... (more)
Did you ever want?
Did you ever see anyone so cool and wanted that somebody even though you've been told you'll never have that somebody and you're a fool to think you can be with only for a while and you sit alone and know you'll never be with that somebody and you cry because she's all you ever wanted and you know you can't have her, ¿ has anyone ever felt so sad... (more)
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You won't believe this
Okay so I was walking along one day when I met my friend and she asked me if I would go with her to meet her friend and I said "yes, I would like to meet your friend" and she asked me if I'd ever watched anything that wasn't society's normal regular things that people do when they're alone. So I asked her "what do you mean not normal or regular ?"... (more)
I like to piss off of the porch
Sometimes when I have to piss and there's someone in the bathroom I like to step outside and take a long piss, I piss like a horse
Could we get funny posts?
I was reading the one about how the Fedex guy saw the guys Dick why can't we get funny posts like that
A spanking from mom for spitting on ythe floor
When I was 6 or 7 years old, my mom and her best friend were chatting in our house. Mom's friend had her daughter who was about my age with her. I was trying to impress the daughter, so I spit on the living room floor. Mom saw me do this, so she took me by the hand and led me down the hall to my room. Mom closed the door and put me over her... (more)
First time for everything
Well, I messed up my first time. So I’d never been with a girl, I’ve never been muscular, I’ve just been an average awkward boy in school. At least awkward around girls. Most people lost their virginity at 13 and I hadn’t had my first kiss until I was 16. Which was yesterday and I messed it up. There was finally a girl who wanted me which was... (more)
Women drivers
Three weeks ago I was crossing the road walking my dog and a car pulled up, a lady asked for directions.
As I lent down to talk to her I could see her button shirt was wide open showing her breasts, then I noticed her skirt was pulled right up, she had no knickers on, I could see her pubic hair.
I also noticed a man sitting in the back so I was... (more)
Flirting with the neighbor
In the 4 years living where I am I can honestly say I’ve only spoken to my neighbor a handful of times.
That all changed towards the end of summer last year, she locked herself out and knock on my door asking for help.
I managed to get in and in doing so we were laughing and joking about lots of things.
She is a really funny lady, very quick... (more)
Not satisfied
I'm not sure where else to go for this but I just want to get it out of my system, me and my boyfriend are high school seniors my boyfriend wants to have sex with me wearing glasses with a skirt and really high heeled wedges, he calls my legs sexy and says high heels will make my ass appear bigger but I've never worn any heels higher then 3... (more)
Crying laughing
Just been showing my pal all the comments on the famous peg posts. Always makes me chuckle ??
Teenagers are a lot bigger these days!
My 17 yo son had his friend round, he’s a nice lad, known him since he was 14.
I’m in the kitchen starting dinner and his friend goes out the kitchen door.
I thought nothing of it, I went out to put some rubbish out and saw him standing over the drain having a wee while on his phone.
He’s now finished his wee and is still standing there with... (more)
This page!
This page not only turns me on, but I also crack up reading the funny comments! Specially the dare i say it-Peg posts! Man you lot are funny! ??
New Years BJ
New Years eve at corner of Randolf and State in downtown Chicago. Two other couple and my wife and I decide to celebrate the New Year in a crowd.
At midnight we all cheered and kissed the women around us. The crowd milled about for a few minutes.
I felt a hand on my crotch. I figured it was my wife. The hand started unzipping my pants. No one... (more)
I saw my crushes dick
When i was 13 i moved into a new town i was in 8th grade so i had all the goods.34d breasts a large ass like a Mini nicki minaj's ass.anyways i became popular even tho school was in the middle and cliques had already formed. my ASSets made me rlly popular.i was invited to lots of sleepovers and such.anyways the bathroom were getting remolded and i... (more)
I'm a girl and Im bullying a guy, and I'm proud
There's this one guy, a shy awkward skinny unpopular ugly waste of space. Everyone bullies him, me the most because he gave my friend a black eye. And I love humiliating him and beating him, in front of people because it's not only funny but it makes me wet. He's so weak and defenseless, and one time he pushed me and my guy friends knocked him... (more)
High school threesome
In high school my best friend, Amanda, and I were emo/High attention whores. We would do anything for attention. Make out in public. Have sex with each other in front of guys. We did all sorts of slutty things.
But the thing that stands out the most is we had a friend, an emo boy named Terry. His older brother, Josh, would always bully him... (more)
They got so much shit they don't know what they got
They have all this clothing piled over the house about 3 metres high on couches and chairs, beds and more, taking up around 3 rooms and she can't see she has a mental problem? "well fuck me" as gordon ramsay would say.
Tried to give myself a blowjob
I remember watching a porn video back in my highschool year's in the early 90s. It showed Ron Jeremy on the beach giving himself head before being found by Lovette. I thought that it was so cool that Ron could suck his own penis. My highschool mind immediately thought about giving myself oral sex. i tried to make the oral dream come true... (more)
Wtf it's making me type another letter why can't it be 3?
Hey I need help getting my cat to sleep can u help me FUCK YOU GUYS
You're disgusting
When I first met my girlfriend we couldn't keep our hands off each other.
She had 3 children so having sex was take it when you can.
We were laying in the park on a lovely sunny day well away from the main walk ways, she had really short shorts on, we were both laying on our front and I slipped my hand up her shorts and started fingering her, I... (more)
Can't look at her in the same way
I'm male and I love a big hairy fanny, so you will understand how I can't look at my neighbour in the same way after seeing her big hairy fanny.
I took a couple days off work to decorate my bedroom, I was cutting in around the window and saw my neighbor walking back from the bottom of her garden, she was in her bathrobe and half way down the path... (more)
Mates confession
My mate told me he was staying in a posh hotel for 3 nights with his girlfriend.
Technically he shouldn't have been there, his girlfriend was on a 3 day course and he went along.
He told me he was hoping to have plenty of sex but his girlfriend was on her period so no sex for him.
The second day why his girlfriend was attending her course he... (more)
Not seen them since
I have a workshop that backs onto an alley, it's not overly used mainly by the school kids when school ends.
I only go out the back when I'm wanting a smoke, the fence is only five foot tall so I lean on it for comfort.
Went out for a smoke lent on the fence and not one but two female runners both squatting down having a piss, one run off still... (more)
She is only after one thing
Two years ago I was on holiday, I met this girl and it was sex sex sex we were fucking each other all the time, couldn't ask for a better holiday.
We exchanged numbers to keep in contact, when I got home I heard nothing from her, no return calls or texts, kind of thought she told me a pack of lies and maybe has a partner/ husband.
Six weeks... (more)
Be careful what you wish for!
Ever wished you could have sex as when you want.
Let me tell you it's not the dream I thought it was.
I met a girl and we both got on like a house on fire!
First night of meeting her we are both having great sex, then again as soon as I got it up again! And so on.
In the morning sex again, soon as I was hard again, sex again and so on.
For... (more)
Biggest I've ever seen!
The pub I go to daily! Organised a day trip to France, I knew most of the people but not all.
We were picked up at 7:30am and started drinking on the coach, can only had been an hour and the coach had pulled over for most to have a pee stop.
Everyone run into the bushes finding a space to wee, I got my place and pulled down my knickers, while I... (more)
Awkward escort experience
I recently hired my first escort and it was one of the most awkward experiences of my life. I perused the site and found the girl I was interested in. There was no face pic but the body looked amazing so I called, inquired, and gave her directions on outfit and how to get to my place. A couple hours later, she pulled in my driveway, I looked out... (more)
While she was on the phone!
My wife and I went to the bedroom for some Saturday afternoon sex. Just after I got it in her, the phone rang--her friend's name was on the caller ID. I handed the phone to her and whispered "Talk!" They held a conversation while I fucked. I went gently at first, but then got a little harder. My wife had trouble talking or listening toward... (more)
Hospital Sex
My wife had an extended stay in the hospital about 15 years ago and I stayed with her on a little cot as much as I could. One night about 11 pm, she suddenly got horny and said "Fuck me." I was really afraid of what might happen if a nurse walked in on us, but my balls needed relief, so I climbed up on her and got some pussy! We both slept a... (more)
Flashed a lady
I was out yesterday on a trip around the islands in Thailand when we were snorkeling kayaking having some fun, I ended back at the beach where I rinsed off with fest water befor proceeding to go and get a drink. I was only in my speedos I have a nice size package so no need to worry, I was standing there and this lady looked at me and at my... (more)
Is it Karma or just coincidence?PLOT TWIST FUNNY STORY
In 2011 I started fucking this woman I work with.We fucked every chance we got.That formed into a relationship that was good at first but I soon realized it was weird and she controlled it.I couldn't hold her hand in public,she wouldn't say I she was my girlfriend and I could not meet her parents,EVER.After a couple years I caught on that I fell... (more)
Drunk hookup
I went to a party with this guy we ended up getting so drunk we tried to walk back to his so we could crash.Half way back I got super horny and started teasing him whispering shit in his ear, biting his lip, rubbing his dick, flashing him my ass and tits and then I couldn't take it anymore and told him he needed to fuck me now. He grabbed my hand... (more)
Prank Went Wrong...Yet Oh-So RIGHT!
(Names, including mine, will not be given. I assure you, it is 100% true and somewhat hilarious. I guess it depends on a person's humor)
I knew this homophobic guy in 11th grade. He was so grossed out by the thought of gays, he couldn't stand a hug from our teacher Mr E. The only person he could be around was his cousin. The two were pretty... (more)