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Mates confession
My mate told me he was staying in a posh hotel for 3 nights with his girlfriend.
Technically he shouldn't have been there, his girlfriend was on a 3 day course and he went along.
He told me he was hoping to have plenty of sex but his girlfriend was on her period so no sex for him.
The second day why his girlfriend was attending her course he stayed in the room, he said he plunged his earphones in and started watching porn, happily pleasing himself away getting ready for the big finish and in walked the cleaning lady, he said she just casually left a towel, empty the bin and left.
Elena a housekeeper. Many men pretend the don’t hear us knock so they can shock us. We have seen really weird stuff. Even couples. We don’t care to see. Just want to finish our rooms and go home.