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Prank Went Wrong...Yet Oh-So RIGHT!
(Names, including mine, will not be given. I assure you, it is 100% true and somewhat hilarious. I guess it depends on a person's humor)
I knew this homophobic guy in 11th grade. He was so grossed out by the thought of gays, he couldn't stand a hug from our teacher Mr E. The only person he could be around was his cousin. The two were pretty close from what i saw. Not exactly inseparable, but close.
So one day, i decided to pull a prank on him, just for shits and giggles. I followed him after 4th period to the bathrooms, where I waited for him to exit the restrooms. The prank was supposed to be me 'accidentally' squeezing his ass when he passed by. But he was taking a long time. Being a genuinely nice person, i went to see if he was all right.
Make no mistake. He was all right XD
I could hear two people, moaning and grunting from inside of the handicap stall. At first i thought "DAMN! Homophobic boy got himself some pussy!" So i got my phone out, and began to film. (They had no idea i was standing RIGHT next to the stall, mind you).
Then with not warning, i opened the stall. The image i saw will forever be burned into my memory. Homophobic boy and his COUSIN were getting it on. The funniest part was that this guy was on the receiving end! LMFAO
I haven't seen either of them since we graduated high school. I kept their secret until now, and consider the story too funny not to share. Sorry (not sorry).
I love sharing my girl watching her get fuck while sucking cock. I let 5 guys gangbang my girlfriend I remember seeing cum all over her mouth chin running down her neck all over her tits stomach and pussy, it glistened on her tan skin, I ate her cream pie and licks up to her mouth and we kissed with cum in our mouths ass I fucked her cum filled pussy, why was that so hot
I worked with a homophobic idiot so I pretended to be gay with a boyfriend. He went nuts and threatened to kill me.
The manager had been looking for a reason to sack the moron so he did. The company was a much better place to work for after he was finished and I became quite popular as a result.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.