1975 OMG! I REMEMBER The Junior Senator From Delaware

Notes from a Staffer, ( On The Hill ) The days when Gerry Ford was new didn't know quite what to do. Thank God Squeaky did not know; Alexa Andrews sisters song Of the 1940's Squeaky said, " I didn't know the gun was unloaded." Tricky Dick fading into history. Who would be known 49 Summers later? Who say you? Why Betty Ford and Rancho Mirage and A Chevrolet Corvette, Stacks of stolen papers In the same garage. Joe & Jill went up the hill and are still there 51 years later. Sucking off the public tit rolling in the public dole. The absolute dumbest Senator we knew would sell his soul, take any bribe from whence it came.

Let us speak of tall tales, lavish embellishments, never too late to fabricate. I heard the people sigh: Oh my God, not another lie!

Seemingly without a care, Little man stuck his wet finger in the air. Ah! He cried the wind is not Mariah but the tide, what shall I be for today? But shit! I was against it yesterday. Harsh punishment for drugs and thugs? Queers to marry, never it's right down unholy! Kill the unborn? The snake from Delaware coiled, he hissed was he pissed? A Cat- Nipshun fit, a contortion; Abortion I'm a Catholic, I was raised in the black church, My family practically lived with Puerto Ricans, No abortion or Queers to marry, well at least until Is politically expedient and will Increase my base and get me votes, the snake from Delaware notes!. Jilly it's 1988 getting late 15 years have come and went ( yes written by Kent) I think it's time I was President, time to declare. Money raised, Campaign contributions, The little snake Could smell that oval office, Sit in Washington, Lincoln's, And Kennedy's chair. Just imagine my Dr. (Ostensibly, an honorary P.h.D.?) My hubby is a senator.
I will be the King the Slimy little snake declared, I will be powerful And have dominion over kingdoms He declared. Just like the snake tempted Eve Speaking from a tree, I'm gonna have a legacy The world shall look up to me!

Fabrications Embellishments, naughty lies, Well I only use most of that Englishman's speech Not all of it, Well if I was smarter I could have been the top of my law school! I could have had extra degrees- It could happen! 1988 The little snake took a slapping removed from the race, But he has no pride no shame, What fraud and plagiarism? Those are just made up words, for the birds! So what if I took a stand? What's the big deal if I eulogized Leader of the Ku Klux Klan? He was my mentor And a mighty fine man. Why hell no! Schools for busing, really? I don't want my children anymore Interracial jungle... But if you don't vote for me you're not black!

Along came a Negro but only half-black I'm with him, we will be against Homosexuals getting hitched, unless being for it garners votes, Then let those queers eat drink and marry.

And so was picked, The train riding snake from Scranton, Who had driven a big rig, Turn down a scholarship At the Naval Academy after all, He didn't wanna show up Roger Staubach steal the job of the QB. That's an honorable thing don't you see? Once very much against the queers, Transsexual still The white house lawn, The snake from Scranton Is homophobia all gone, Taking notes? Vote, vote, vote!

Gaff after Gaff Some Shocked Many laugh. The Scranton snake.. Who was it he was going to take behind the gym, And kick his ass? Nah bullshit, I don't have my Attorney General & George Soros appointed DA's do that!

Inflation, High gas prices, 11 million here from where? A cross
the Border? What are you waiting for Cell phones $10,000 plane tickets Make sure they're fed, ahhhhh, Future voters. And don't forget to give my newcomers free medical care, The kind the tax payers pay for and don't get. Yes they laugh and hose me ' bout Uncle Bo-Z Does republican animals, They just can't believe a man got ate By cannibals. And no I don't know If they ate them cooked or raw.

You'll excuse me I can't be late I've gotta go and rehearse for my big debate, A little red ball And Aderol, Some of those good drugs To help my amyloid plaque Growing in my brain, Some says dementia, My stiff gait, clinched hands, rage, Getting lost on stage. You just think that happened That's all deep fake, I'm fine make no mistake.

Now remember to vote for me in the word salad queen Remember the more honest votes we get The less we have to cheat. Four more, in twenty-four!🏥 for Joe and Jill went up the hill, And try to stay forever.