What IS it with you guys - it's just my camel toe!?

I purchased a new white two piece swim suit before we went to my parents house for a birthday-pool party cook out.
I wore my new very modest, I thought!, bikini for the day. In the dressing room at Macy's I saw that the top had plenty of coverage and the bottoms were OK, too. No Brazilian-butt hanging out in the breeze thing going on down there!. I noticed nothing other than the material was soft and a little clingy. The suit felt nice - I knew I'd be comfortable wearing it in front of everyone around the pool.
Well...as the day progressed, things took a turn as I slowly began to notice lingering looks at my lower half - from my father-in-law, my brother-in-law, my husband's uncle, a 45 yr old male friend related to whomever!, a neighbor ....and even stares from my older brother AND my father!
Finally, my older sister took me into the kitchen and said, "Sis, you need to fix your suit, or put some shorts on!"
I said, "why?!, are my bottoms too small, I'm hardly getting any "up-butts" and I fix those before getting out of the pool!"
My brother came in for more ice from the fridge - so my sister just said, "listen, you need some shorts!" and went back out.
I thought to myself that this is too weird - so I hunted up my husband and took him aside. "Honey - is there something wrong with my new suit?!"
Well, he was about 3 sheets down the road from sober and laughed, "Hell no honey! You look great in that suit!"
Something about that laugh made me suspicious - so I went to the bathroom and checked myself out. "Nope, the butt looks fine, the girls are staying in this top and...OH, goodness! well, I've a bit of a camel toe going down there. I'll fix that!"
I did,
And I spent the rest of the afternoon ignoring all the male attention my crotch was getting - especially when getting out of the pool. When I remembered...I tugged things around a bit.
apparently......not often enough
Because....when we got home - barely through the front door, hubby grabbed me and pulled all my clothes off and began trying to fuck me stupid!!
I've never, well rarely, seen him so horny! He rag-dolled me in his fav positions all over the living room, eachof us cumming plenty - and finally fell next to me on the carpet. both of us sated, sweating and exhausted. He was smiling....with his eyes closed.
I looked over at him and asked, "Umm, dear husband, would you like to explain what got you so fired up? I mean my poor puss is puffed like a dinner roll! And my lips are sore, you tried to suck my tongue off ....and ... and my jaw is tired! (took him forever to cum in my mouth - thanks alcohol!) Explain please."
"Honey - it is very simple. Your pussy was making all the men crazy today! And I mean ALL the males."
"Yeah - I know - even Pop and big bro were looking at me ......It was pretty naughty the way they were looking at my ...."
"Yeah, your pussy dumby! You had the greatest little camel toe going on in that little pussy of yours all afternoon! I was soooo sexy! Your white suit really showed it off!"
I just laughed, "You are all such GUYS! It's just a girl's camel toe - for Pete's Sake. If it makes you crazy - don't look!" (I'm gong to tell my sister the same thing!)
I started to be a little embarrassed.....then I thought, "What the H, Kathy! you can still cause a stir - even at 31!. Good for me....and (patting my sore puss) good for you girl!"
A camel toe...! Men are such guys!

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