Funny exchange with my wife

My wife was drying off from a shower when I came in and got a pill bottle out of the medicine cabinet.

Wife: What's wrong babe? Headache?

Me: No, I'm taking a Cialis because I'm getting some pussy today.

Wife (playfully): Oh, is that so?

Me: Yup.

Wife (again playfully): And what if I don't want to put out?

Me: Hey, all I said was I was getting some pussy today. Whether or not it is yours is up to you.

Wife: *laughs and throws her wet towel at me* "You are a scoundrel of the first order!"

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