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Oh boy I looked good.
I hadn't been back to where I grew up in about 12 years, and was away for a long time before that.
Well on this trip I ran into someone that I had gone to school with. He was there putting his mother in assisted living.
He asked me if I'd like to have lunch with him and talk about old times. So the next day I stopped by his homestead and he invited me in.
We walked around looking at stuff he said would have to be done, and I thought yeah will be my job in a few years.
So we go by his room and he looked at me and smiled, I've a lot of fond memories of this room. We snuck up there after a pool party when we were seniors and I deflowered him.
We both kinda chuckled about that.
Then he said looked what I found in my closet, there were Polaroids of us naked, I had completely forgotten about them. There was a super 8 cassette there too. I said omg that was a tape of us, isn't it. He said he hoped so, that he had no way of finding out here, but was going to take it home to the big city and get it put on disk, would I like a copy.
We did look oh so hot when we were 17.
Was helping the wife cleanup her mom's house as she is going into assisted living. In the back of her walking closet found a box and damn I didn't think she had it in her, but there were about 50 Polaroids that covered quite a few years and she was either naked ar scantily clad or sexy lingerie.
Wow I did think that she had that wild side. There was also an old camcorder that I'd put off to the side as wanted to see if it worked.
The wife came in to see what I was doing and she freaked out when she saw those photos and started bad mouthing her dad. Calling him a pervert, heck he'd been dead for 10 years and it was her mother's closet. Anyway she snached them up and I guess threw them away. She didn't know about the camcorder, which I snuck home.
So anyway I got it working and the one started with a tour of her garden and flower beds. Sort of disappointed but then gold mine, the porn started and it starred my mother in law and some who wasn't my father in law. It was sort of weak as they must have propped up the camera, cuz they were the only ones in the room and when they finished and having a little after sex cuddling before the got the camera they talked about my father in law and how simple he was.
Still Haven shared this with the wife
Boy that one slipped thru. My wife said if she goes suddenly, her BFF will be up the next day to collect all of her toys and memorabilia, so don't bother her. Hmm, doesn't trust me, hmm what's this memorabilia anyway. Thought she told me she threw out all the pictures of he and former lovers.
Are you male or female, hot either way!
I'm a woman.
Awesome now I can jack off to this!