Normal

So…. one time I went to fuck this nice lady, we were naked and just when I go to stick it in, her vagina moves to the side of her hip. So I roll her on the other side so I can stick my dick in there before it moves again, but dammit it moved over onto her back. So I roll her face down. She’s like what the fuck? and I say “You’re vagina keeps moving”. I was starting to get soft so I was kinda crabby and said I’m going to get a water. I open the fridge and she comes behind me and rubs her sweet breasts on my neck and reaches around to rub my penis so it gets stiff again.

She is the best even if sometimes we can’t fuck normal.