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My mother found out that my wife and I are nudists through friends of hers that were at the same resort as us! My wife told me that my mothers friends had told her that I had a big dick! And what did you say to my mother? I told her the truth and that you did! I thought of ways that my mother could see my dick and knowing that she was about to pop over to our house I walked around my house naked with a hardon, my wife was out shopping and I heard the door opening,mum shouted hello its only me and I pretended not to hear her and walked downstairs with my cock out! She was in the kitchen and I opened the door pretending to be surprised! Oh shit sorry mum I said but didn't turn around or anything! Bloody hell they were telling the truth she said! Who's telling the truth mum I asked, Mary and Colin she said,they saw you on holiday at that nudist resort! I played along and said so Mary told you that I've got a big dick? Well we do talk you know son! And what's your opinion mum? Have I got a big dick I said stroking myself slowly! Put some clothes on before I do something I regret she said mmm

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