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I'm female, I get really horny when I am ordered to lick a butt!
I had a very aggressive older boyfriend one time for a year.
He really used to like licking my butt. He didn't really ask before doing it. He'd catch me bending over - yank down my shorts, jeans, panties and bury his tongue and face between my cheeks.
This was the first time it happened:
We were on the highway, driving back from Indianaoplis, I was letting him finger me in my short skirt - while I played with his penis.
He said he was "too horny" to continue driving to the hotel - so he was going to pull into a state park and "fuck" me.
He pulled into a secluded spot, I unsnapped my seatbelt and started to crawl over to the back seat (it was raining hard!)
As I got myself halfway over the front seat - with my butt facing the windscreen...he suddenly grabbed my hips, pushed my skirt up my back, yanked down my bikini panties and buried his face between my cheeks - while I was hanging over the seat!
I'd never had a guy sort of grab and face-fuck my bottom before! It was almost like he was angry at me - for getting him so turned on? His tongue was as far up my little virgin butt as he could shove it.....and I found my self getting really turned on - and anxious to be fucked!....no, not in my butt - I never did like that - but tongues and lips were something else! Je was jerking himself off as he tongue fucked my poor bottom! I had to wait to get myself relieved..
Anyway....when we finally got to the hotel he took a shower and came out naked , laid spread-eagled face down on the huge bed and said, "Alright, Kathy - get on your knees, crawl up here and lick MY butt!"
The thing is.....is...that I really really enjoyed doing this to him. It was so so naughty - and since I was being 'forced' to ....t didn't mean I was a tramp, or whatever, Right? I thought to myself....?
But I was no lady when shoving my face and tongue between his hard, hairy butt cheeks. I was growling and moaning and growling as I shoved my face in there....very unlady-like! So much so that I was embarrassed afterwards. He just laughed at having taken me down a little...."No such a lady are you after all?"
What the heck came over me!?
I told my husband this story - but I was really drunk before I let it slip, that I "sorta like being ordered to lick a guy's butt!"
Now - when I've been too big a tease and withholding my sex from him for a couple days...he'll get me drunk, set me on the couch, get naked and back up his butt to my face and order me to "lick my ass baby!"
My goodness do I love it!
He taught me to use my hands to spread his cheeks - then once I get my mouth way in there - to reach around and squeeze his dick and balls.
I get so fucking horny while I'm doing that that I start having an orgasm by squeezing my thighs together! No one is even touching me! That is not like me at all!
Well, while we're talking about bottoms and orgasms - I can have a really big orgasm if my husband forces my cheeks apart and starts licking between my butt cheeks while I'm clinching them together and masturbating by humping his pillow between my thighs!
That is enough sharing....Whew :-)
I'm going to show this to my husband when he gets home from the airport tonight!
One of us is going to get a good bottom licking!
(going back to work after lunch - sitting next to my future husband, I told him, "you just need to be licked!" Because we'd only known each other a few days - he nearly drove up onto the sidewalk! True story!)
My gf eats one of the guys ass she's seeing. He is on the skinny side and doesn't have much in the way of butt cheeks but she licks and tongue fucks this guys asshole good. It became a thing that was automatic and part of what she did with him.
Sometimes after I shower and go to bed I will tell my wife bite my but cheek .Instead she spreads them and licks my ass hole for about a half hour.
Well good, I’ll drop a big deuce in her mouth then
OK. I'm the husband of the lady who posted above.
Interesting site you folks have here.
And interesting lunch group my wife seems to have at work - to lead her to this site!
She showed me her post last night.
I'm having coffee while she recovers from her antics last night.
Two points:
We'd known each other more than a few days when she made that comment about me "needing a lick!" on our drive back to her office. Actually we'd just had sex in her apt. She got flirty - straddled my thigh in her viciously tight grey slacks, as I sat at her kitchen table. Pressed her thighs about my leg - and up we went to her bed! I remember it well - as it was our first nooner - and she was slightly concerned that her coworkers would smell that she'd just had sex.
During our first 'date' (lunch at a local restaurant) she managed to work into our conversation, quite innocently, that she "slept with nothing on"!
I looked puzzled - "well yes, most of us don't wear much to bed."
"No - I mean I sleep naked - winter and summer" she said, as she peered up through blond bangs at me while sipping her tea.
I don't usually sit and look at a woman and imagine her naked. But I was then!
What a little tease.
And, yes she does have a thing about bottoms. Her's and guy's.
Sounds a bit up and downish, time frame appears wrong I think this is all bull shit.