Gonna Order A Wife

But while you’re with them they are your fuck toy or can get deported so abuse every hole of the desperate slut and make her ass bleed before she drains your wallet

I really like fucking Jewish women, especially since I'm not circumcised.

Dude, save money, get a fleshlight and a robo doll.

Any of them are better than white, black, or jewish women. I recommend Korean as well.

Koreans. Definitely.

I knew a guy who got a mail order bride. She stayed with him until she became a full citizen then divorced him, took half his stuff, and got married to someone way richer. Now he lives in a trailer park and she comes in her Lexus to pick up their kid from his house power the custody agreement. Surprise surprise, purchasing a wife doesn't always end in a happily ever after...

They also piss you off and take all your money, dill.